Hitler depressed from second year
2,104 views • 9/30/2019
UPJS second year is not fun , so we decided to make lemnoade from the lemons
| 00:00 - 00:03 | OK , so this is the plan for second year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | during the week we'll study embriology and biochem |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and during weekend we'll study anatomy |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we can start to study for histo final as well |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and here we have a little time for cooking and cleaning |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | and when we gonna go out or party? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we need to live a little bit in this dead city |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dude... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner, used to go out in the second year |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and he failed even in nursing care |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | those who allready started study phisyo ,upper limb , krebs, fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Im gonna Fail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | im telling you im gonna fail !!!!!!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | when everyone will graduate, I will still have to learn anatomy 2 |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and when exactly ill learn for immunlogy |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and above all I must go to pingong |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | everyone said "go for UPJS" |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I could have baught my diploma in Bulgaria , |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | party all day long and dance with local girls !!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dude , its not so bad here , |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | "not so bad" my ass!! there nothing good at Hlavna |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Dude , dont forget med malina |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | who has money for this med malina?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Iv'e had it!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I had to stood at aupark |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and sold my ass for one euro and a dinner |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and then had to compensate histology practice |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | ninety minutes I tried to find a fucking purkinje cell |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and then I noticed the microscope is off because i was high from last night |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I really needed to shit !!!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and the lab assistent wouldnt let me go, she was worse than stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | then i took a taxi home |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | i ran to the toilet with every strength i had left |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | what a massive heavinly shit!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and then!!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | in the messanger of my group everyone ask why im not comming to physio seminar |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | how could I remember that I had physio when my recum is about to explode! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | now i need to make a compensation |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | another fucking compensation |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and all that because i wanted a hot meal and a hug |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok Anna, you will pass histo |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | how many times i though about quiting |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | i can come back and open a good bakery |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | you know... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the trick, is to add salt |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | when I did the biology oral, I brought a cheesecake to the examiner... only because of that I passed |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | he said it was so delicious... |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | buy me a flight ticket |
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