| 00:00 - 00:03 | They call it the TV licence |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 160 per year |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They are searching door to door |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Every household in possession of a TV apparatus must pay up |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Money goes to RTE so they can continue broadcasting quality shows |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Doesn't apply to me |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I haven't watched RTE since Glenroe |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You wont believe it |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They literally don't care if you watch it or not |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's the law |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Which of you have been paying for this "TV licence" |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's the law you said? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | This has to be a f***ing joke |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Your telling me.. We could be hauled into court like scumbag criminals |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and possibly get prison time as well |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | POSSIBLY GET PRISON TIME AS WELL!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | No... I will not stand for this |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They must think we are absolute clowns |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Paying those useless buffoons at RTE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer just pay it and be done with it |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I would rather pay your mother what i owe her |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But my fuhrer RTE have the Late Late Show |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I watched that once at nans and i nearly threw up |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Its like an RTE orgy |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A national embarrassment |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Tubery has interviewed just about everyone in RTE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | The only one he hasn't done yet is himself |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Don't even think about telling me what they're paying him |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It just better not be more than my salary |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | or i will go insane |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They're all on massive money because of twits like ye feeding them |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'll just get rid of the oul telly |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I don't need it anyway, I've more important things to do with my time |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can watch Netflix on my phone anyway |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Of course they wont stop there |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | They'll come up with a licence for the phone next |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just to rightly bend me over the barrel |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | RTE player doesn't even work on my phone |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Stopping and buffering in the middle of the All-Ireland final |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | As if the ref hadn't the game f**cked up enough |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok... Tipp would have won anyway |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It amazes me that people pay this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Are ye all proud of yourselves gentlemen? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Are ye? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I might have to punish ye |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But i won't, I'll let it slip this year |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Next year i want to see ye in court |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now get me a drink |
