| 00:00 - 00:03 | So far the Late Model Pro Series this year is going great |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are heading back to Knoxville |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In a few hours |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Alex Bergeron is still on track to win the championship |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Im sure will be able to secure it by Charlotte |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Well it helps all the Speedlab drivers |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | got suspended from last week |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Tucker |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Cannon |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tucker, Cannon, and Matjoulis suspensions got revoked |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | they will be racing tonight |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you ever bought a Speedlab shirt, hoodie, or hat, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That fucking Kevin Swindell! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | And all of those eSport fucks |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The iRacing dirt championship only can have one winner |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We do everything right |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We publicize Bergeron on Twitter |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Have two announcers that ride his dick constantly |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Those new Speedlab Late Model guys they picked up |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | are making us look like fucking fools |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But you suspended Houser who we sent to wreck them |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Houser has been wrecking everyone else BUT THEM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Hudson, he is the best bulldozer we have |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The only person we baited with our rammers is Edens |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WHO CARES |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I try to find anything I can |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to try to get any of them suspended |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | but then get a call from management |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | saying Kevin Swindell is threatening iRacing for millions |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and that he is going to make the World of Outlaws pull out |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Thats why we are starting USAC Pro |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | God forbid Bergeron looses to drunk boy Heileman in that |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We need more subscribers |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We will not spend money to fix the game |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | they will buy it anyways |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | but on Kim Il Sung |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Bergeron must win this pro series for us to continue to prevail |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or else WeaverVision will meme iRacing to the ground |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | my inbox is already filled to the brim |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Asking if we are going to console |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Saying Weaver and McKinney are the cover athletes |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry Rebeka, Alex will be on the cover |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What ever happened to glory days |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | When McKinney and Weaver were battling for wins |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | jeez |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | the trick, is netcode |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We must pray the netcode gets worse from here on |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and Bergeron qualifies on pole |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | or else Speedlab will win |
