| 00:00 - 00:03 | The last maths paper is here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It covers everything from |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | statistics to mechanics |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The previous two papers have been impossible |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but hopfully you can score 120% and just get into a btec uni |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I'm feeling confident for this paper |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I know all about binomial and normal distributions |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The paper |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The paper was leaked last night |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | On sale for £70 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who spent £70 on the paper leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You could buy the fucking paper |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | As if these maths exams hadn't already been enough of a disaster |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | £70, you're taking the piss, thats less than I spend on a night out |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I should of bought that bloody paper |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I asked Bernard how he found the paper |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He said on the desk in front of him |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No wonder he was so cocky, the smug prick |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | garanteed full marks before he even went it |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There was a nice question on tree diagrams |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | there was a nice question about trees on the last paper, does't mean I could answer it |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But the large data set, that one was nice |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fuck the large data set, I'd rather of learnt about the life cycle of a tape worm |
| 01:52 - 01:54 | Compleatly useless |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And the plank against the ball |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 9 marks and it wasn't even a show that |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | how am I ment to even know if my guess was right |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And the two balls coliding |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | who gives a shit if two balls colide, they might as well asked me to write a essay |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | on my favourite sea side experiences |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is classic Edexcel, couldn't give a shit about the people sitting the exams |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'm definetly going through clearing now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | UCAS have already started sending me emails |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | making sure I know all the options |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I can forget Oxford |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | forget Sheffield Hallum, the only place I'm getting into |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | is the coffin right next to my results envolope |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | Edexcel have done a propper job this year |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I don't know why we didn't do AQA |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | you never hear any complaints about their piss easy exams |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I struggled with my AQA exams as well this year |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should of taken that appretiship |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the one learning how to put the cream between Oreos |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | but no |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I chose Edexcel maths |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | the biggest mistake of my life |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and trust me I've fucked up |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | See you at maccies |
