| 00:00 - 00:03 | The 2018-19 RHL results of Week 22 and 23 have just come in |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Fab defeated Andrew for 1st pick |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Gurj tied James to finish 5th |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Nick and Chris both finished 9th and 10th respectively to remain in the pits |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Family members Carlo and Kevin won silver and bronze respectively |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Oh wow, nice results |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And of course, Ants was the deserving champ |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Ants |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ants got knocked out in semis and finished 4th place |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That blondie Sonny won gold |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you think that Head to Head fantasy hockey is pure skill, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | SONNY FUCKING WON?!?!?!?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT SONNY SQUEAKED THROUGH EVERYONE?!?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | For the second year in a row, the champs have proven to the world that RHL is pure matchup LUCK |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Two fucking years in a row |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | And it was 6th place SONNY this time |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | It's bad enough he eliminated Gurj by fluke |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But to go on and eliminate a beast like Ants and then win gold |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That's like Sonny running for president |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, he had three bad weeks going in |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | My point exactly! He should not have even BEEN in playoffs |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes my Fuhrer, but he was due for hot weeks |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A team that's shit and inconsistent doesn't deserve to win gold |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | HIS TEAM IS SHIT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's bad enough with Chris last year |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But now with Sonny fluking out a gold over Carlo... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We'll never hear the fucking end of his garbage |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I mean everyone called his team shit all year and they had good reason to |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Because a shit team does not deserve to win gold, let alone make PLAYOFFS!!!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Especially a team that has over 3.00 GAA per week |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | This is why I say it's all pure matchup luck. With shit like this, it's inexplainable |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Listen to this, alright? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Yes, he is due for a hot weeks. Especially after three cold ones |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But it's constant and he didn't deserve playoffs |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm done |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm done with how bullshit this fantasy hockey is in regard to who wins |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Giving us champions like Chris and Sonny who deserved NO part of the finals these past two years |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What about Ants' team, huh? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The guy deserves at least a season championship |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It really should be the season that wins all |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, this won't happen again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Two years of matchup luck |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We'll never hear the end of Sonny gloating his gold, especially after being picked on |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Unbelievable |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Carlo should have won first place |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Trust me, I'm fucking thrilled that both Nikassholes finished 9th and 10th for the season |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But Sonny winning brought back my depression |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking blondes are dumb |
