| 00:00 - 00:03 | Hanzi, we have spread the metamodern meta-map |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've been attracting criticism |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Not everyone thinks we represent multiperspectival developmentalism |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our vision for a movement from pomo irony to memo ironic sincerity |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | isn't working. Everyone thinks you're an arrogant dick. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | They'll see the light in 10-15 years. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They all have *pathological* positions. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Hanzi, there are other critics.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They're saying ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They're saying metamodernism is repackaged pomo |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And hiding behind construct was a mistake. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I'm not triggered. I need space for my compassion meditations. Only the meta-woke may stay in the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THEY ARE PROTO-REACTIONARY MORONS! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Meta-nazis! Anti-sociologists! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | THERE IS NO INDIVIDUAL! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | THEY'LL FORCE US TO DO ICKY WORKSHOPS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Masculinists and Petersonians! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Ironically sincere metamodernists must take control! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and prepare the ground for shifts into deeper democracy! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | IT'S ALL WRITTEN IN THE LISTENING SOCIETY |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Hanzi, the first half is almost unreadable. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THEY MUST READ IT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It needed better editing... the tonal dissonance is... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THE TONAL DISSONANCE IS PART OF A METAMODERN AESTHETIC! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I AM A FUCKING PHILOSOPHY GOD! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I didn't spend two months in the Alps writing my opus |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | so that authoritarian right integralists could shit on my ideas |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I am the most insightful 'dividual' in philosophy right now |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | There is no I! Hanzi is not an I! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | ...but I see the next stage in human evolution |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND ITS PROPHET IS A CANADIAN MODEL |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | WHO DOESN'T EXIST. WHAT'S NOT CLEAR ABOUT IT? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've had worse days in Berlin |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But this unacceptable. I AM THE META-PROPHET |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Give me 15 years and utopia will follow |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I have fully integrated pomo. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AND MOVED BEYOND IT INTO THE TEAL FUTURE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND I'VE INTEGRATED TRADITIONALISM, BEFORE YOU ASK |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It doesn't matter who's at what stage |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | even though I claim to see the next stage |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | who cares what Kegan says about it |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | 'Don't worry, 'The Nordic Ideology' will make them see. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe I should have stuck to what I'm best at |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Analysing existing developmental models |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Instead of political grandstanding |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I thought women would be into it |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But if you think for one second I'm going to drop the Hanzi construct |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | because it's a performative contradiction, I'll ban you. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm not angry though. |
