Hanzi Freinacht Loses It

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Hanzi loses the plot after critiques of Metamodernism get under his skin

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00:00 - 00:03Hanzi, we have spread the metamodern meta-map
00:04 - 00:05We've been attracting criticism
00:05 - 00:07Not everyone thinks we represent multiperspectival developmentalism
00:08 - 00:12Our vision for a movement from pomo irony to memo ironic sincerity
00:12 - 00:15isn't working. Everyone thinks you're an arrogant dick.
00:17 - 00:19They'll see the light in 10-15 years.
00:19 - 00:21They all have *pathological* positions.
00:24 - 00:26Hanzi, there are other critics....
00:27 - 00:28They're saying ...
00:31 - 00:33They're saying metamodernism is repackaged pomo
00:34 - 00:36And hiding behind construct was a mistake.
00:53 - 00:58I'm not triggered. I need space for my compassion meditations. Only the meta-woke may stay in the room.
01:13 - 01:15THEY ARE PROTO-REACTIONARY MORONS!
01:15 - 01:17Meta-nazis! Anti-sociologists!
01:18 - 01:23THERE IS NO INDIVIDUAL!
01:25 - 01:28THEY'LL FORCE US TO DO ICKY WORKSHOPS
01:29 - 01:31Masculinists and Petersonians!
01:31 - 01:34Ironically sincere metamodernists must take control!
01:34 - 01:37and prepare the ground for shifts into deeper democracy!
01:37 - 01:40IT'S ALL WRITTEN IN THE LISTENING SOCIETY
01:40 - 01:42Hanzi, the first half is almost unreadable.
01:42 - 01:46THEY MUST READ IT!
01:46 - 01:48It needed better editing... the tonal dissonance is...
01:48 - 01:52THE TONAL DISSONANCE IS PART OF A METAMODERN AESTHETIC!
01:53 - 01:54I AM A FUCKING PHILOSOPHY GOD!
01:56 - 01:57I didn't spend two months in the Alps writing my opus
01:57 - 02:00so that authoritarian right integralists could shit on my ideas
02:00 - 02:03I am the most insightful 'dividual' in philosophy right now
02:04 - 02:08There is no I! Hanzi is not an I!
02:08 - 02:13...but I see the next stage in human evolution
02:14 - 02:16AND ITS PROPHET IS A CANADIAN MODEL
02:17 - 02:21WHO DOESN'T EXIST. WHAT'S NOT CLEAR ABOUT IT?
02:27 - 02:29I've had worse days in Berlin
02:30 - 02:34But this unacceptable. I AM THE META-PROPHET
02:34 - 02:36Give me 15 years and utopia will follow
02:41 - 02:42I have fully integrated pomo.
02:43 - 02:47AND MOVED BEYOND IT INTO THE TEAL FUTURE
02:48 - 02:53AND I'VE INTEGRATED TRADITIONALISM, BEFORE YOU ASK
02:54 - 02:56It doesn't matter who's at what stage
02:56 - 02:59even though I claim to see the next stage
03:00 - 03:02who cares what Kegan says about it
03:04 - 03:07'Don't worry, 'The Nordic Ideology' will make them see.
03:14 - 03:16Maybe I should have stuck to what I'm best at
03:19 - 03:23Analysing existing developmental models
03:25 - 03:26Instead of political grandstanding
03:31 - 03:33I thought women would be into it
03:40 - 03:46But if you think for one second I'm going to drop the Hanzi construct
03:46 - 03:49because it's a performative contradiction, I'll ban you.
03:53 - 03:56I'm not angry though.