| 00:00 - 00:05 | So we noticed Ark wasn't making much money anymore |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We need a new strategy we said |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | What can we do though? Any ideas? |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Nobody is buying our expansions and all we have is this shitty pirate DLC. Our team lead said "Wait" |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Let's market that DLC as a brand new game |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | new game |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | new game |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | And we'll pay streamers to hype it up for us |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | new game |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | we'll market the game as 40k concurrent players |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | but if 40k people try to join |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | the servers overload and won't let them in |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | but they keep trying |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | for 2 hours they try |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | and after that 2 hours |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | they can't even refund the game |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | new game |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | we forgot to take an Ark menu |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | out of the reskin |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | "40k concurrent players" but we cap zones at 150 |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | and if anybody complains |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | we just say "early access" |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | But no, no seriously, |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | it's a great game |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | pirates and crocodiles and shit |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | 40 thousand players on the map |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | 40 thousand |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | 40 thousand happy customers |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | well they better be happy, they can't refund it now anyways |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | new game |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | 40 th- |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | 40 thous- |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | 40 thousand concurrent players |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | our current servers can't even support 40 |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | and they're all buying it anyways because we paid the streamers off |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | Host: "In G-Fuel?" |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | In G-fuel yes of course |
| 02:36 - 02:39 | they can't get enough of that shit |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | strawberry is their favorite |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | so that is how you make a million dollars off a reskin |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | Host: "Will it ever be good?" |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | Honestly we don't care, it's our 3rd early access game |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | we make our money either way, doesn't matter if it's good |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | who finishes games these days |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | just sell reskins |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | they don't even have to work |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | just make sure you have a lot of G-Fuel to give away |
