| 00:21 - 00:24 | Stop, I'll take it from here. |
| 00:36 - 00:40 | horray, hooray, hooray I've got your legs your little legs... Now |
| 00:38 - 00:41 | Tell me who sent you! |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | Nobody, I swear! |
| 00:42 - 00:47 | I know it's the Romanov's... they've been spying on us for years! |
| 00:49 - 00:51 | Explain yourself! |
| 00:50 - 00:52 | Bite Me! |
| 00:52 - 00:57 | We can do this the easy way where you tell me.. |
| 00:57 - 00:59 | or I can simply just take off these buttons |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | No, No! Not the buttons, fine I'll tell you! |
| 01:02 - 01:03 | Tell me then, Now! |
| 01:03 - 01:05 | Ok it's true.. the Romanov's sent me. |
| 01:05 - 01:08 | But only to spy on the country's preparation for war. |
| 01:08 - 01:09 | To spy on us for the war? |
| 01:09 - 01:10 | Yes to spy for the war. |
| 01:10 - 01:12 | I see.. I guess they're just jealous. |
| 01:12 - 01:13 | What else are you here for? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Definitely not to steal anything.. |
| 01:15 - 01:16 | ok maybe a few things.. |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | What things? |
| 01:17 - 01:18 | All of the silver I can get! |
| 01:18 - 01:21 | Why would they want silver? |
| 01:21 - 01:23 | Your majesty, you have a gift. |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | A gift? Bring it in! |
| 01:39 - 01:41 | It's so pretty I could just.. |
| 01:41 - 01:42 | No, No it's a trick! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Back to this.. |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | Now why are the Romanov's sending spies? |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | Are they jealous of my perfect empire? |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | I don't have to tell you a damn thing. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ahh .. Show him. |
| 01:59 - 02:00 | You were saying? |
| 02:00 - 02:01 | Yes, yes they are jealous. |
| 02:01 - 02:03 | I was just playing around. |
| 02:03 - 02:05 | All of the other states should be jealous |
| 02:05 - 02:06 | of your amazing empire! |
| 02:06 - 02:07 | Continue. |
| 02:09 - 02:11 | Why they Romanov's have sent me.. |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | to help gift you land! |
| 02:13 - 02:15 | All you have to do Is pick! |
| 02:15 - 02:16 | And it's yours! Now let's play.. |
| 02:16 - 02:19 | "Pick that Land!" |
| 02:19 - 02:21 | Number 1 is Northwestern corner.. |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | It's full of many great things |
| 02:23 - 02:25 | such as crop farms, trading areas.. |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | and not to mention the ladies.. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | that'll do all of the housework |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | without any questioning or backtalk. |
| 02:32 - 02:33 | Now for number 2.. |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | it looks as if it came out of a fantasy |
| 02:35 - 02:37 | there are plenty of serfs |
| 02:37 - 02:40 | all smelly, old midgets |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | but they still work hard! |
| 02:42 - 02:43 | Put your hands together, |
| 02:43 - 02:45 | for the south region! |
| 02:45 - 02:47 | now for the final territory.. |
| 02:47 - 02:48 | number 3 is full of |
| 02:48 - 02:49 | big red dragons |
| 02:49 - 02:51 | that surround the land |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | and trap the people inside from ever escaping |
| 02:54 - 02:57 | not to mention it's got a great ocean view |
| 02:57 - 02:58 | put your hands together for... |
| 02:58 - 03:00 | the Eastern Corridor! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Which will you choose? |
| 03:02 - 03:02 | territory number 1, |
| 03:02 - 03:04 | territory number 2, |
| 03:04 - 03:05 | or territory number 3? |
| 03:05 - 03:10 | *people screaming random numbers* |
| 03:10 - 03:11 | uhh.. 3? |
| 03:11 - 03:14 | No 2! No 2 my lord! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I chose, number 3! |
| 03:16 - 03:18 | Hohenzollern, you have chose |
| 03:18 - 03:21 | the Eastern corridor. |
| 03:25 - 03:28 | The Eastern corridor. |
| 03:28 - 03:29 | It's perfect. |
| 03:30 - 03:32 | Now prepare the troops to go and.. |
| 03:32 - 03:35 | Now sir, I'm not sure that's a great idea |
| 03:35 - 03:35 | A great idea? |
| 03:35 - 03:36 | You could just.. |
| 03:36 - 03:37 | Shut up! |
| 03:37 - 03:39 | Send the troops to the Eastern corridor |
| 03:39 - 03:40 | so that they can settle there |
| 03:40 - 03:42 | and prepare for this battle |
| 03:42 - 03:44 | It's the perfect way |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | to catch the Romanov's off guard |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Send them off now, for they will attack tomorrow |
