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Hitler Finds Out He Will No Longer Receive SDAP
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SFC Adolf Hitler, a 79R Assigned to USAREC, Reacts to G-1's New SDAP Guidance for FY 19
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Let us again review your MAP
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You will prospect each day until 1900
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Together you'll do hot knocks here, here, and here
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Everyone will then update School Zone
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By the way, today at G-1, which is here, new guidance regarding SDAP was issued
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Ok, fine, we will log some attempts.
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Tell me about SDAP.
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what G-1 said
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G-1 put out that station commanders no longer get SDAP
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Also, first sergeants wont get it either
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If you are a detailed recruiter, get out of this room right now.
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I thought SDAP was for Soldiers with an unusual degree of responsibility,
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or Soldiers in extremely challenging jobs!
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Is the Armys number one priority not recruiting?!
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Did they forget that only happy recruiters recruit?!
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Even cyber command gets SDAP,
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and they just browse the internet all day!
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SMA gets SDAP, and he is on the committee
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that decides who gets SDAP!
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My Fuhrer, the SDAP payments will continue for a year at 50 percent of the old rate
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My work will continue at 50 percent of the previous rate for a year! Then I drop retirement!
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My Fuehrer, you are a noncommissioned officer, a station commander, a professional!
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Professionals get paid for what they do!
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Now Ill make less than all my recruiters!
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Paying people less doesnt motivate them more!
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For years higher has beat me up about my e-plans, now this!
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I should never have converted, and just gone back to Bragg!
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USAREC never even gave me a bat yet!
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All I did was put a battalions worth of Soldiers in the Army!
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G-1's new guidance is crap!
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What's more, they say don't use the 'quick contact attempt' button!
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And badger me with medpros, and other crap!
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I'm told to fill out spreadsheets with information
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that is already in the system!
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For less money than I made last year,
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And the year before that.
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I will not even mention the MAVNI program debacle
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This is probably just to pay for SRAP
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or dumb video games, or the Army Crossfit team
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While I am here fighting with MEPS every day
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We'll ask them to nix your conversion packet before its finalized
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Well at least the battalion staff wont be getting SDAP either.
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I do agree that they shouldn't get it
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One of them took my wheat snack bread once
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I guess we are still better than the Air Force
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Their recruiters all claim they invented putting business cards in size 40 jeans
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So there's that, I suppose
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