Hitler Finds Out He Will No Longer Receive SDAP

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SFC Adolf Hitler, a 79R Assigned to USAREC, Reacts to G-1's New SDAP Guidance for FY 19


00:00 - 00:03Let us again review your MAP
00:04 - 00:05You will prospect each day until 1900
00:05 - 00:07Together you'll do hot knocks here, here, and here
00:08 - 00:12Everyone will then update School Zone
00:12 - 00:15By the way, today at G-1, which is here, new guidance regarding SDAP was issued
00:17 - 00:19Ok, fine, we will log some attempts.
00:19 - 00:21Tell me about SDAP.
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer...
00:27 - 00:28what G-1 said…
00:31 - 00:33G-1 put out that station commanders no longer get SDAP
00:34 - 00:36Also, first sergeants won’t get it either
00:53 - 00:58If you are a detailed recruiter, get out of this room right now.
01:13 - 01:15I thought SDAP was for Soldiers with an unusual degree of responsibility,
01:15 - 01:17or Soldiers in extremely challenging jobs!
01:18 - 01:23Is the Army’s number one priority not recruiting?!
01:25 - 01:28Did they forget that only happy recruiters recruit?!
01:29 - 01:31Even cyber command gets SDAP,
01:31 - 01:34and they just browse the internet all day!
01:34 - 01:37SMA gets SDAP, and he is on the committee
01:37 - 01:40that decides who gets SDAP!
01:40 - 01:42My Fuhrer, the SDAP payments will continue for a year at 50 percent of the old rate
01:42 - 01:46My work will continue at 50 percent of the previous rate for a year! Then I drop retirement!
01:46 - 01:48My Fuehrer, you are a noncommissioned officer, a station commander, a professional!
01:48 - 01:52Professionals get paid for what they do!
01:53 - 01:54Now I’ll make less than all my recruiters!
01:56 - 01:57Paying people less doesn’t motivate them more!
01:57 - 02:00For years higher has beat me up about my e-plans, now this!
02:00 - 02:03I should never have converted, and just gone back to Bragg!
02:04 - 02:08USAREC never even gave me a bat yet!
02:08 - 02:13All I did was put a battalion’s worth of Soldiers in the Army!
02:14 - 02:16G-1's new guidance is crap!
02:17 - 02:21What's more, they say don't use the 'quick contact attempt' button!
02:27 - 02:29And badger me with medpros, and other crap!
02:30 - 02:34I'm told to fill out spreadsheets with information
02:34 - 02:36that is already in the system!
02:41 - 02:42For less money than I made last year,
02:43 - 02:47And the year before that.
02:48 - 02:53I will not even mention the MAVNI program debacle
02:54 - 02:56This is probably just to pay for SRAP
02:56 - 02:59or dumb video games, or the Army Crossfit team
03:00 - 03:02While I am here fighting with MEPS every day
03:04 - 03:07We'll ask them to nix your conversion packet before it’s finalized
03:14 - 03:16Well at least the battalion staff won’t be getting SDAP either.
03:19 - 03:23I do agree that they shouldn't get it
03:25 - 03:26One of them took my wheat snack bread once
03:31 - 03:33I guess we are still better than the Air Force
03:40 - 03:46Their recruiters all claim they invented putting business cards in size 40 jeans
03:46 - 03:49So there's that, I suppose
03:53 - 03:56"Systems Usage"