Hitler Finds Out He Will No Longer Receive SDAP
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SFC Adolf Hitler, a 79R Assigned to USAREC, Reacts to G-1's New SDAP Guidance for FY 19
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Let us again review your MAP |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You will prospect each day until 1900 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Together you'll do hot knocks here, here, and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Everyone will then update School Zone |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | By the way, today at G-1, which is here, new guidance regarding SDAP was issued |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok, fine, we will log some attempts. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell me about SDAP. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | what G-1 said |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | G-1 put out that station commanders no longer get SDAP |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Also, first sergeants wont get it either |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are a detailed recruiter, get out of this room right now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I thought SDAP was for Soldiers with an unusual degree of responsibility, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | or Soldiers in extremely challenging jobs! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Is the Armys number one priority not recruiting?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Did they forget that only happy recruiters recruit?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even cyber command gets SDAP, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and they just browse the internet all day! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | SMA gets SDAP, and he is on the committee |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | that decides who gets SDAP! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, the SDAP payments will continue for a year at 50 percent of the old rate |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | My work will continue at 50 percent of the previous rate for a year! Then I drop retirement! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuehrer, you are a noncommissioned officer, a station commander, a professional! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Professionals get paid for what they do! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Now Ill make less than all my recruiters! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Paying people less doesnt motivate them more! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | For years higher has beat me up about my e-plans, now this! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I should never have converted, and just gone back to Bragg! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | USAREC never even gave me a bat yet! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | All I did was put a battalions worth of Soldiers in the Army! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | G-1's new guidance is crap! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | What's more, they say don't use the 'quick contact attempt' button! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And badger me with medpros, and other crap! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'm told to fill out spreadsheets with information |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | that is already in the system! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | For less money than I made last year, |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And the year before that. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I will not even mention the MAVNI program debacle |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This is probably just to pay for SRAP |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | or dumb video games, or the Army Crossfit team |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | While I am here fighting with MEPS every day |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We'll ask them to nix your conversion packet before its finalized |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well at least the battalion staff wont be getting SDAP either. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I do agree that they shouldn't get it |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | One of them took my wheat snack bread once |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I guess we are still better than the Air Force |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Their recruiters all claim they invented putting business cards in size 40 jeans |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | So there's that, I suppose |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | "Systems Usage" |
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