The ERG Brexit Plan - final drafting meeting
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Senior ERG members gather to discuss the final draft of their alternative Brexit plan.
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Were planning a space-based nuclear defence shield |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | like Reagans Star Wars plan |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to be launched from here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | on a new UK Brexit space shuttle |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | also carrying our own Galileo copy. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what about the WTO? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What did Minford say? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Erm, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Iain will explain |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We will send troops to the Falklands in case |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Argentina gives us grief about WTO schedules |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out except Jenkins, Paterson, Redwood & Duncan-Smith |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This has significant policy flaws |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | SIGNIFICANT policy flaws! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It was meant to be Canada+ |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Then slashing taxes like the TPA said |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Selling off the health service & cutting benefits |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Meaningless waffle about Global Britain |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Where did fucking Star Wars come from? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And what have the Falklands got to do with it? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Brexit is our best chance to stick it to the Argies |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It is not 1982 John. Accept that FFS |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | They will block our WTO schedules |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Argentina is not the issue John. It never was. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Brexit was meant to be a doddle |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We told everyone the German car |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | companies would beg us for a deal |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That thered be a land of milk and honey |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That it would be great for them without the EU holding us back |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That thered be money for everything the proles like |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | A new Global Britain |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And you give me this, with significant policy flaws |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I fear it will be widely mocked |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even Nadine is not stupid enough to talk about this |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | with a straight face |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Widely mocked |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It will be widely mocked. People will do memes |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | With unicorns in them |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Hammond will laugh his socks off |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | This was our one chance to show we are serious |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That were not bat-shit mental |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay. We know you are Andrea |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well have to kill it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Say Jacobs nanny lost the USB key or something |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Owen |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | This has significant policy flaws |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And will be widely mocked |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It is fucking stupid |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just like us |
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