00:00 - 00:03 | the majority of the staff have arrived to start scanning |
00:04 - 00:05 | some are running late |
00:05 - 00:07 | the managers stuck on the M25 |
00:08 - 00:12 | hes used that excuse before |
00:12 - 00:15 | there could have been a podcast |
00:17 - 00:19 | im assuming all the t shirts have been checked for labels |
00:19 - 00:21 | and the gift cards pre counted |
00:24 - 00:26 | my invigilator |
00:27 - 00:28 | they...... |
00:31 - 00:33 | havent even started labelling the shopfloor yet |
00:34 - 00:36 | the track label machine is fucked |
00:53 - 00:58 | if you are not the am supervisor or keyholder leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | what the fuck is this |
01:15 - 01:17 | is everyone an incompetent fool |
01:18 - 01:23 | and wheres that ginger hipster |
01:25 - 01:28 | i swear to god..... |
01:29 - 01:31 | if hes not here in the next half hour |
01:31 - 01:34 | and this shop stickered |
01:34 - 01:37 | and scanning is taking place in the understorage |
01:37 - 01:40 | and the boh scanned |
01:40 - 01:42 | my invigilator his dog was sick yesterday |
01:42 - 01:46 | i dont give a flying fuck |
01:46 - 01:48 | my invigilator its fur has fallen out |
01:48 - 01:52 | he should have got a proper fucking dog then |
01:53 - 01:54 | its a fucking rat |
01:56 - 01:57 | ive got here on time |
01:57 - 02:00 | traveled miles cross country |
02:00 - 02:03 | no coffee , out of cigarettes |
02:04 - 02:08 | and subway was out of bacon rolls |
02:08 - 02:13 | its a fucking disaster |
02:14 - 02:16 | why am i the only one who can do anything |
02:17 - 02:21 | and everyone else is dreaming of the nfl |
02:27 - 02:29 | fuckin americans |
02:30 - 02:34 | with their stupid games |
02:34 - 02:36 | they should just play hurling |
02:41 - 02:42 | absolutely unbelievable |
02:43 - 02:47 | all i want is efficiency |
02:48 - 02:53 | and what do i get |
02:54 - 02:56 | i bet the graphic novels are stickered up |
02:56 - 02:59 | bloody geeks with their superheroes |
03:00 - 03:02 | he cant even get his laces done up |
03:04 - 03:07 | its ok youll work out the alphabet eventually |
03:14 - 03:16 | so we have no choice |
03:19 - 03:23 | im going to go out back |
03:25 - 03:26 | phone my partner |
03:31 - 03:33 | and rant at him |
03:40 - 03:46 | i know it will ruin his day off |
03:46 - 03:49 | playing fucking train simulator |
03:53 - 03:56 | hes got bloody coffee |