| 00:00 - 00:03 | Finally, the new public toilets are open |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The new age type building is situated |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, close to the 13th century castle |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We expect about 250,000 pissers per year |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We'll charge 40 cent per piss |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I assume a feasibility study was completed |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Just in case the locals react |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We hadn't really thought about that |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Some people are pissing for free |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody fuck off except Keitel, Jodl, Krebs and Borgdorf |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fucking tourists pissing for nothing |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The hungry bastards, pissing for nothing |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How much did this fucking thing cost us |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And while I'm at it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Who decided on 40 cent for a piss? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Who carries around 40 cent in their arse pocket |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then they designed a fucking eyesore |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Planners couldn't plan a good piss themselves |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, the old toilets were outdated |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Outdated me hole, what the fuck do you expect |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, some people were complaining |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Complaining? Complaining about what? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's only a fucking jacks |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The fuckers are holding the door for each other |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "I've made my piss, now you make yours" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Two pisses for the price of one |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Some people are pissing down near the Swiss |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Rather than pay for the privelege |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | So help me god, I'll choke some cunt over this |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The tourists would piss in your fucking eye |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Every day it's the same thing |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The buses pull up and out they get |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Run up the steps, then, "fuck it I've no money" |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | They've been coming with years |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Spend fuck all only make a piss |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Every single fucking day of the week |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The pubs get fuck all, the shops less |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And the answer, is our own fucking Titanic |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The most hideous looking building ever created |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Bridie, we'll get used to it |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | You know sometimes you fucking wonder |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | How the fuck we'll get around this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Make it a euro per piss? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Or just knock the fucking thing |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | All they had to do was build a proper jacks |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | And they made a fuck up of it |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Ah bollocks to it all |
