| 00:00 - 00:03 | Audi Released their new R8 Supercar, it's not what we expected. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It beats our 460 bhp Dominator by over 100 horsepower |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | They have a hidden research facility and used the newest technology |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We "borrowed" one last night, bribed the security guard |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | That's no problem, we will Supercharge the Dominator. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Herr Doctor has the "$$" upgrade packge ready |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | My Leader
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| 00:24 - 00:26 | I'm afraid
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| 00:27 - 00:28 | We'll neve catch them in the mountains, the R8 has |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | superior design utilizing lightweight components |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Why can't you see, it is...our destiny
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| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except the engineers get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Do you know how much Herr Doctor has cost?? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The Dominator was the most ambitous product line ever |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Night after night I diverted funding |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And you dunces can't overcome the smallest challenge |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | First its the cooling system |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | then its the transmission gears |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then you told me there was no real competition, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We had the best engine, the best chassis, and Herr Doctor! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But they started with an original design, no limitations |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So you mean, you failed me, all of us! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Leader, I will personally re-engineer the weakness out.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Maybe you need to look elsewhere, maybe Audi AG |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | or Bavaria, you incompetent fool! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Instead of surfing for porn all day, and researching audio |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you should learn about Camshafts and Fuel Injection! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | But no, we have experts on nothing, you bunch of clowns |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Stop chasing the secretaries and drinking French coffee, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Get your asses down to the test track, and the engine dyno. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Herr Doctor warned me, it couldn't be done by you dunderheads |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I don't care about bold new graphics |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | or your limited edition matte metallic paint |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Go back to where we started |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | double the engine size |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Maybe a 8 speed transmission |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I don't care if we lose 100,000 marks on each car |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Were not going to be beaten by the upstarts at Stuttgart |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I've overcome two C.E.O.'s and an entire accounting staff |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | to become the greatest performance auto company |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | in the world, not to be second best, |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we'll encourage them |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It was all so simple at first, turbochargers, |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Four speed manual transmissions |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Now it's Supercharged V10 engines |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | DSG Transmissions |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Now it's time to overcome in our own way |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We will bribe the automotive media |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and pretend the Audi R8 doesn't exist. |
