Chequers Brexit Downfall parody

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Theresa May's cabinet is meeting to discuss plans for Brexit

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00:00 - 00:03The cabinet are now all nearly here, prime minister.
00:04 - 00:05Johnson and Gove are two miles away on a tandem
00:05 - 00:07moving slowly.
00:08 - 00:12There's a man at the outer fence called Matt Hancock, trying to do Parkour.
00:12 - 00:14Philip Hammond and Greg Clark are here
00:14 - 00:16having the world's dullest conversation.
00:17 - 00:19I thought we stopped these Downfall parodies
00:19 - 00:21literally years ago.
00:24 - 00:26Theresa-
00:27 - 00:28We decided-
00:31 - 00:33We decided it might be the last chance while you are still prime minister.
00:34 - 00:36We didn't want to miss the opportunity.
00:53 - 00:56I need to address everyone who understands
00:56 - 00:58the Facilitated Customs Arrangement
01:13 - 01:15Who put these people in the cabinet?
01:15 - 01:17The actual United Kingdom cabinet!
01:18 - 01:23Imagine if these guys were in charge during the War!
01:25 - 01:28Hitler probably would have won
01:29 - 01:31Now I design a miraculous fudge
01:31 - 01:34so we can leave the EU and not screw the economy
01:34 - 01:37And none of them bloody like it!
01:37 - 01:40Did they believe their own bus?
01:40 - 01:42Theresa, using technology to track lorries on the Irish border-
01:42 - 01:44I'll count the lorries myself!
01:44 - 01:46I'd ask Duncan Smith, but I'm not sure he can go beyond double figures
01:46 - 01:48Theresa! You're starting to remind me of John Bercow
01:48 - 01:50How dare you!
01:50 - 01:52Bercow's probably at the bloody tennis!
01:53 - 01:54While we're locked in a room
01:56 - 01:57discussing the NCP and max fac
01:57 - 01:59as if they are serious ideas
01:59 - 02:03and Barnier's fax machine isn't located directly over his wastepaper bin
02:04 - 02:06Does anyone here even care
02:06 - 02:08about the Uruguay-France result?
02:08 - 02:11At this rate we won't even make it out
02:11 - 02:13for Brazil versus Belgium
02:14 - 02:16Finally someone is going to properly kick Neymar
02:17 - 02:20And we’ll be in here discussing ECJ jurisdiction
02:20 - 02:21over agri-food
02:27 - 02:29Remember the good times
02:30 - 02:32Priti flying 7,000 miles to be sacked.
02:32 - 02:34Osborne losing £10m at the Standard.
02:34 - 02:36Dominic Grieve voting against his own amendment.
02:41 - 02:42Best of all
02:43 - 02:45I was going to sack all of you
02:45 - 02:47and give your jobs to Nick Timothy.
02:48 - 02:53Which idiot called a snap election?
02:54 - 02:56You're going to say that I did.
02:56 - 02:59Well, you try going on a walking holiday in Wales with my husband
03:00 - 03:02You, too, will want to get back to work immediately.
03:04 - 03:06It's ok
03:06 - 03:07It's coming home
03:14 - 03:16I've been wondering
03:19 - 03:21'Brexit means Brexit'
03:21 - 03:25I never said that aloud
03:25 - 03:26did I?
03:31 - 03:33It could have sounded stupid
03:40 - 03:44I've learnt from my mistakes
03:44 - 03:47I have a better idea
03:47 - 03:49A snap second referendum
03:53 - 03:56I might even campaign this time