| 00:01 - 00:03 | We've found a susceptible class in Mississauga, Ontario |
| 00:05 - 00:05 | There is a class of so-called geniuses, the Pre-IB history class for period 4 |
| 00:06 - 00:07 | There are several ones we have found, but the class at Xavier is best. We have found a suitable teacher |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We think we have found the perfect man to teach that class. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We think we have a guy who can be our lawyer, and teacher us some history. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What do you say ? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | No need for that, i have already arranged Jackson to teach the class |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Umm |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mein Fuhrer, sorry but.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | But Jackson cancelled, we got Cormier instead |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | ..... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who actually came late to class, like Lydia does, leave the room NOW |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is going on ? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Cormier ? That handsome man ! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | What can he teach ? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | All he knows is law, and nothing about history |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're doomed. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | There is nothing we can do. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That man is pure evil, sure he's handsome and funny, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but even I could be funny if I was telling jokes to drunk American tourists |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, what about his tatoo! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Come on ! It's a cry for help ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, look at his past record! He could be an excellent teacher! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Come on ! I have a better chance of getting invited to prayers at the local Jewish synagogue |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He cannot be our teacher! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'd rather have Thomas spit water in my face than hear this ! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Mr Cormier is not fit to teach, he is using the extreme cuteness of his kids to make his students faint from overexposure to cuteness! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How could he possible teach ? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even Jakub could be a better teacher, and that saying something |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | It's alright, you dated Jakub. We all make mistakes. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WE CANNOT HIRE HIM. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | For the love of God, I'd rather hear one of Caleb's lame puns! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're doomed, his propaganda will teach that history class all about how bad the Holocaust was. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Even Kang knows that ! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | This is a great loss for our cause... |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ughh, I'd rather hear Cormier talk about his kids than have him teach that class |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I would make a short joke about Ashton, but even I am above that level. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What to do ?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well this is a shame |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe there is a quick way to die... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I'll just get Ethan to bore me to death with his rants about planes... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Yes, that'll work.... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well, I guess this war is over. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Hopefully, well, Reshma can take over for me. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | What to do.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We were supposed to use those pre-IB's as stormtroopers, but I guess it is too late now. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we can recruit Siddharth Gupta, he seems capable. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Well, this war is officially over.. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | As Caleb would say, I did Nazi see that coming. |
