| 00:00 - 00:03 | To get to Fulwood Drive you have to change buses in town. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You can either get the 120 or the 83A. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Once you get off it is a short walk to Pucci's house. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You turn left up Fulwood Drive and it's a three minute walk. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | You'll be able to see the house by the balloons outside. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It sounds like a lot of trouble but I guess it's worth it. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You're only 40 once after all. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There is something I need to tell you... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The BBQ was last Thursday... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You weren't invited but no one had the heart to tell you. |
| 00:53 - 00:59 | Anyone who went to the BBQ get out of this room now. |
| 01:14 - 01:19 | I WASN'T INVITED?!?! I WASN'T INVITED?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?! I'VE KNOWN PUCCI FOR TEN YEARS. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I EVEN BOUGHT THE BASTARD A BIRTHDAY CARD!!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I BET NONE OF THOSE OTHER FUCKERS WHO WENT GOT HIM A CARD. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. SHUNNED. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOU THINK YOU KNOW SOMEONE AND THEN THIS HAPPENS. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHO WAS INVITED?!?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer. It was Snig Hill A rota and a few others. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A FEW OTHERS?!?! A FEW OTHERS?!?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Yes. A few people brought people along with them. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WHO?!?! WHO WAS BROUGHT ALONG?!?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IN FACT DON'T TELL ME. I CAN PROBABLY GUESS WHO IS MORE VALUED THAN ME. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | TIME AND TIME AGAIN THIS KEEPS HAPPENING. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | PEOPLE THINK I DONT KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN ANYMORE. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'LL SHOW THE BASTARDS. I'LL HAVE MY OWN BBQ AND INVITE NONE OF THEM. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | TEN YEARS... TEN FUCKING YEARS. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I BUY HIS KIDS BIRTHDAY AND CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THIS HAS HURT ME MORE THAN THE TIME I WAS NOT INVITED TO STALIN'S STAG DO. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | THIS IS LIKE A KNIFE IN THE BACK. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A STAKE IN THE HEART. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I BET I CAN GUESS WHO GOT INVITED OVER ME. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I HOPE DAVE STACEY WASN'T THERE. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | HE'S NOT EVEN A GROUP. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | AND KIRKHAM. HE'S ONLY JUST JOINED THE GROUP. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | DON'T TELL ME PICKERING WAS THERE?! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I BET HE SPENT MORE TIME TALKING ABOUT PRONTO THAN HAVING FUN. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | AND ELLIS!!! HE PRACTICALLY STALKED PUCCI'S WIFE AS A TEENAGER. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK Alex. He doesn't know Leigh was there. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He can forget about me helping to level out his patio now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There will be no birthday card next year. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | This hurts. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If I find out that any of you went... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I knew I should have gone away with Bear and Spaniard. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They told me it would be wank anyway. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I guess at least Jaz didn't get an invite. |
