| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Pig league has gathered for another season |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We only now await the Raging Bills to fix their computer He h |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Bob to remember his e-mail |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, Kevin and Pat have not yet checked their e-mail. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, we should be ready to go by week 1 |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Get a hold of Pete and Mike Rundle. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Tell them to prepare to fight the Rolands |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Rundles... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Rundles don't care if they win or lose. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They only care about creating funny stories. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who drafted a kicker in the 1st round last season, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell are they thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Joining the Pig League with no goals? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And no will to destroy the Rolands? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to the TD and Beers last season. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Leaving their roster untouched half the season! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Handing the Rolands empty victories! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, TDs and Beers is out this season |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | And replaced by what? Team PHOTOSHOP? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are just looking to have fun |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They'll get their fun, but at what cost? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The Raging Bills will pillage them! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And don't get me started with Kevin's team |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we want Mason Crosby!" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we want 4 packers wrs!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and Green Bay is so god damn good that it actually works! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Bob auto-drafts his fucking team |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some asshole could draft a better team than the Big Kahunas |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We're doomed without a plan. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from the Gates |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We have conquered the Rolands 3 straight years |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | The burden is too great... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We need the Rundles help! But all they want to do is make fun of Kevin and Bob! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Just throw reasoning out the door and draft Matthew Stafford again, Pete. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The Rolands are conspiring against us! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | That trade between Bob and Bill last year was a joke! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, they still suck at RISK. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Without the Rundles help... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the Rolands will grow too strong |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | "I don't care about winning." |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Why can't they be like Pat Roland |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | He has funny stories on the front page. And he kills on the waiver wire. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | He's too smart to be a Roland. He must be adpoted. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | The Raging Bills suck. |
