| 00:00 - 00:03 | So Tmartn, your real estate developments are coming along nicely |
| 00:04 - 00:07 | The new properties you acquired are going along without issue |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | If all goes well we should be done in a few months |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And then the profits will start rolling in |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | What about CSGOLotto, you know, that underage gambling site I own |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Tmartn... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | People found... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | People found out that you own CSGOLotto |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Everybody is furious that you didn't disclose that |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody that is not a fanboy, under 18 or a subscriber get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | There is a reason I didn't publicize that I own the site! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The FTC is going to literally FUCK me now! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My lawyer told me that it was all legal and that I had nothing to worry about |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now I'm going to have to go into full damage control mode |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I can already see the dislikes rolling in |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I worked so hard finding every loophole I could |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and I've made so much money from all these kids gambling on my site |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | How did people even find out that I own the site?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | HonorTheCall made a video as well as H3H3 |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But what evidence do they even have? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, it's all there on the company charter |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I knew this would come back to bite me in the ass |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all over! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Now I'm going to have to make a video pretending to be sorry |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | all while blaming other people for their ignorance |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I can already hear Keemstar in the distance |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | "Let's get riooooot into the news!" |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That gnome faced freak is going to send brigades |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | of angry kids to dislike the hell out of my videos |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now I'm going to have to disable ratings and comments on my videos |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I just wanted to make money |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All without having to respect consumer rights |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But all these people won't just let me scam them |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking H3H3... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Those fucking memes and their entire fanbase |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They're all going to see me for the fraud I am |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Well I'll show them, I'll make an "I'm Sorry" video |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But then I'm sure people will see through that and I'll have to delete it |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Those heartless souls will be able to look past my adorable dog |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, I'm sure his dog gets fed really well with all of his profits. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | What about Syndicate |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He's been keeping his mouth shut this whole time |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He's the smart one |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Now I'm going to have to shut it down |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I really just wanted to make a ton of money from this thing |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But I guess it was all illegal |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now the FTC is probably on it's way... |
