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Herr Myers hates The Amazing Atheist
Down at the FTBunker, the Phührynguler PZ Myers has a very bad day. His nemesis, the Amazing Atheist, has made a video about racism, and Myers has a few chosen words for the degenerate subhuman...

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00:00 - 00:03Mein Führer, there's a new Amazing Atheist video
00:04 - 00:05about racism against POCs.
00:05 - 00:07He said that there's a culture of victimism
00:08 - 00:12which is holding POCs back
00:12 - 00:15and hurting their communities.
00:17 - 00:19This is racist as fuck.
00:19 - 00:21If we had a couch, I'd faint.
00:24 - 00:26Mein Führer,
00:27 - 00:28the shitlord...
00:31 - 00:33the shitlord was told to shut up and listen by a real POC
00:34 - 00:36and he doubled down with no remorse.
00:53 - 00:58Those of us who are not trans-racial, leave now.
01:13 - 01:15That fat neck-bearded dick!
01:15 - 01:17That fucking disgusting neck-bearded dick!
01:18 - 01:23How dares he disagree with a POC about racism!
01:25 - 01:28I'm so shaking with rage I can't even!
01:29 - 01:31He's worse than that rapist Dick Carrier!
01:31 - 01:34He makes atheism look like the fucking SS!
01:34 - 01:37I should strangle him with my own hands!
01:37 - 01:40And then sodomize him with a rusty banana!
01:40 - 01:42Mein Führer, we've already reported him to Youtube..
01:42 - 01:46Fuck Youtube! They're capitalist, racist asswipes!
01:46 - 01:48Mein Führer, they're our allies, just like Twitter!
01:48 - 01:52I don't give a shit about fake allies
01:53 - 01:54Fuck Twitter, too!
01:56 - 01:57This is exactly why we have to dig a deep chasm
01:57 - 02:00in the heart of atheism, detonate a few nukes
02:00 - 02:03and fill it with molten lava
02:04 - 02:08to keep those shitbags on their side.
02:08 - 02:13And when they open their fucking mouths
02:14 - 02:16to silence a POC
02:17 - 02:21we should toss them into the lava, the fuckers!
02:27 - 02:29This is the worst thing ever
02:30 - 02:34I'm ashamed of being an atheist, ashamed of the word itself
02:34 - 02:36It's time to create a new identity.
02:41 - 02:42We had Atheism Plus
02:43 - 02:47but when that dirtbag Carrier stole the idea from McCreight
02:48 - 02:53he left his sticky fingerprints all over it.
02:54 - 02:56Maybe we should find a POC god to worship
02:56 - 02:59like Ganesha, or Baron Samedi
03:00 - 03:02but then we'd be guilty of cultural appropriation!
03:04 - 03:07We don't have to, we can still be Skepchicks.
03:14 - 03:16Atheism is completely fucked
03:19 - 03:23From now on, even Fred Phelps is better than us
03:25 - 03:26Even if he's dead
03:31 - 03:33Skepticism is also fucked
03:40 - 03:46If we want to behave like decent, empathetic human beings
03:46 - 03:49we have to join Black Lives Matter.
03:53 - 03:56Fuck TJ Kirk.