| 00:00 - 00:03 | We started the 2018 season with a strong quarter |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But couldn't kick enough goals and lost by 34. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are ok at finding the ball in the middle |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But have absolutely no idea how to kick goals |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Once the ball gets into our forward line here |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | At least we recruited Mayne |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And put down De Goey's imaginary dog |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Eddie.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mayne...... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Mayne is being paid $500K to play VFL |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And De Goey is on the piss again |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone not involved with picking Freeman instead of Cripps, please leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WTF IS GOING ON? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | It's all gone downhill since we boned Malthouse |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | This list is turning into SHIZER! What the **** is Bucks doing? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Mayne playing in the VFL? Looks like a clown, PLAYS like a clown! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | De Goey on the piss again? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Bucks promised me he had traded out all the deadshits! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Wasn't that why we traded out Heath Shaw? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Rat pack, my ass! At least he could BLOODY PLAY! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Eddie, seriously. We need to get rid of Bucks |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | BUCKS IS NOT THE PROBLEM! This club is SCREWED! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But Eddie, we got rid of Gary Pert, things will get better |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You think the problem was GARY ******* PERT? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He was just a SCAPEGOAT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This club is going backwards |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | EVERY. *******. YEAR! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 1st, 4th, 6th, 11th, 12th, 12th, ******* 13th! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | List management, my ass! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Taylor Adams would be a good footballer IF he could kick? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | **** ME! Joe Danier would be a sex symbol.... |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | ...IF he didn't look like Lurch from the Addams Family dressed up an 80's porn star! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They say Jaidyn Stephenson has a heart problem |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | The whole god damn team has a heart problem! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We just need to kick some freaking goals. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And how are we supposed to do that? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | With Mason Bloody Cox? The guy's taller than a baby giraffe AND less coordinated than one |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I never thought I'd say this, but sometimes I miss Travis Cloke |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I thought Darcy Moore would lead our forwardline |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And what do we do? Play him at CHB! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I mean our AFLW spearhead is LITERALLY called MO' hope! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't take it personally, Eddie hates ALL women |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I don't know what I'll do if we lose to Carlton this week |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll have to have another whinge about the academies to distract the press |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | The barrackers SHOULD be shouting....obscenities |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I could always launch another useless review |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I know Bucks is as useless as a mocktail recipe book at Robbo's house |
| 03:46 - 03:51 | If only he'd never found those photos of that porn star spanking me with my own Hot Seat promo cutout |
| 03:53 - 03:58 | **** it, just give him another 3 years.... |
