March for Our Lives
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Hitler finds out that the NRA is actually adding members as a result of the march.
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | The March for our Lives has protesters staged here. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | New York, Washington D.C. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | San Francisco, and Seattle. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our numbers weren't quite what we were expecting. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But with our help from the media we should be able to stop the NRA. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The NRA should be defeated |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | by the end of this month. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steiner... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Steiner is saying that the NRA's memberships are exploding. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and they're receiving millions in new donations. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who owns a handgun, shotgun, or assault rifle, leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY THE FUCK AM I PAYING FOR THIS MARCH! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | SOROS TRUSTED US TO TAKE OUT THE NRA! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE EVEN HAVE THE MEDIA LICKING OUR BALLS, AND WE STILL CAN'T GET THIS DONE?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WE'RE EVEN EXPLOITING THE VICTIMS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND WE EVEN HAVE THAT IDIOT DAVID HOGG! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | AND I KNEW THAT DAVID HOGG WOULD BE A LIABILITY |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | WE PUT THAT SMUG LITTLE SHIT IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA, NO WONDER |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | PEOPLE ARE HANGING ONTO THEIR GODDAMN GUNS! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, there are over 300,000,000 guns in the hands of... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! WE WERE ABLE TO GET THIS DONE IN AUSTRALIA! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, we've tried to destroy the Second Amendment... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WELL YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TRYING HARD ENOUGH! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THIS SHOULD BE EASY! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | WE OWN THE MEDIA |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | WE OWN THE CELEBRITIES, WE OWN THE NEWSPAPERS, WE OWN THE EDUCATION SYSTEM! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HELL, WE EVEN OWN THE GODDAMN CORPORATIONS! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | AND WITH THAT MUCH CONTROL, WE FIND OUT THAT WE |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | CAN'T GET ONE SIMPLE GODDAMN THING DONE, BECAUSE I PUT YOU IDIOTS IN CHARGE OF ORGANIZING THIS THING! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | AND NOW THE NRA IS GROWING IN NUMBERS |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | MAYBE YOU MORONS NEED A LESSON IS DISARMING A POPULATION FROM STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I knew this thing would be a disaster. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We've been trying for over a year to get Trump impeached. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And we can't even get that done. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Call off the march. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I HAD A FEELING THAT ALL OF YOU WOULD FUCK THIS UP AND HELP THE GUN LOBBY! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | NEXT TIME WE NEED MORE VICTIMS TO EXPLOIT. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | MORE CELEBRITIES, LOTS OF CELEBRITIES. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WE NEED LIKE, 10 GEORGE CLOONEY'S! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | BUT I HAVE A FEELING THAT YOU IDIOTS WOULD STILL FUCK IT UP! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, we'll just wear our pink hats next time. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'm starting to think the NRA can't be defeated. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's like people don't want our agenda. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But we tried. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There's the midterms. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe if we win in November, we can finally impeach President Trump. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | But we'll probably fuck that up too. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Let's go to Starbucks. |