| 00:00 - 00:03 | We've got pins for several locations near Bradford |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But none near Leeds |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Who the fuck wants to go to Leeds anyway |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And we've booked a premier inn for us four |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And there's no room in the car for you |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That's ok I'll take mine |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | As its so fast I'll be there in half the time |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We're meeting oxygen thief |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | As your a shit stirrer |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You'll have to sit this one out |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Hope you don't mind |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone out but Bob Nick and Steve |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You've got to be fucking kidding me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Fucking oxygen thief. The bellend |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And they're my fucking pins |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fuck those 28 day faggots |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Next you'll be going with skeleton key |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The fucking derp cock gobbler |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You deserve to be committed the severalls |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | you bunch of sewer monkeys |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But draining is great fun |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Like fuck. You stink of shit |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | It's fine if you take wet wipes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fucking wet wipes you Arse wipe |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It stinks shit head |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Wading up to your neck in shit |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You've got to be fucking insane |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Bobbing along with all the turds |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And used condoms |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You still stink from last time |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Get me a fucking air freshener |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I want a glade plug in |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Or maybe fabreeze |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A nice spring meadows one |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But all I can smell is shit |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck you |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'll go to bass maltings |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Get a pic of that stairs |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Show you real urbex pics |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | that'll get a thousand likes on |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Flickr. As yours are crap |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry I'll put a like on yours |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Then I'll do a report |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | On derelict places |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | As its the only forum |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I'm allowed on now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | That's the last time |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'm giving you wankers |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Any Fucking pins |
