| 00:00 - 00:03 | For our next adventure I think we should head west my darling |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We can maybe camp here on the way |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Perhaps you would like to drive part of the way |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The road would be an easy drive for you |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | No busy motorways and lots of stop areas to rest |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How clear will the roads be |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Perhaps you can arrange for other cars to not drive that way |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My darling |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | That could be a little difficult to arrange |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Maybe just a few other cars on the road? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Just small cars |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Get out while I speak to my husband,Sherlock and Maurice |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What use are you to me if you cannot sort traffic out |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I want a clear road for my camping car |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I do not like driving with other cars on the road |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Can you not run them off the road sherlock |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Agatha must be so not proud of you |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And you maurice do you want to go back to the jungle |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And you call yourself a consultant |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | You are all useless |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But my darling how can we stop cars driving on the road |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Find a way you are supposed to fix things are you not |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My darling sometimes it is not that simple |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then why did i marry you if you cannot get things sorted for me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Consultant my arse |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | All i ask for is to get other cars off the road |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You know I need a clear road to drive |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Do you want me to have an accident |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Perhaps I should find someone else who can sort this for me |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The three of you are useless,why do I bother to cook for you |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I should let you starve |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | or live on McDonalds and Kentucky chicken |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | No wonder I bloody smoke |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | have high blood pressure |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and drink like a fish |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | what do i do with you |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | replace you is my first thought but with what and who |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | a useless dog , a useless monkey and a useless husband |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | perhaps I should remarry and get different pets |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | a hamster and a gerbal would do better |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | and an internet husband is on the cards to replace you |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry agatha sherlock will be ok |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | maybe I should use the train |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | or catch a plane |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | what do you think |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I asked you a question |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | But can I trust you to buy tickets |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Perhaps I will just stay at home by the pool |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | with no monkeys,dogs or husbands |
