| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, have you considered consequences? |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | of such long travel |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | on such short notice? |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | What about the people left behind? |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Who care about you, Sir? |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It is not that far. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I have driven it many many times |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | But you have no money |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Think of your children! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Weren't you supposed to get married? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Alert my flying monkeys in the corridor |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I NEVER said I was getting married! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am doing this FOR my children! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | To be a better man! I am always thinking of others! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | No one understands me! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He's so selfless |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'll shed these sinners from my realm! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Take my leave! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | To go where I can be appreciated more! Extend my kindness! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But this will require you to find a job |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A job? A job? God will provide a way! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But your bank account is empty |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I spoke to the lord in the shower this morning! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Are you saying God is wrong? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He said a woman is waiting! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | A better woman! In her child bearing years! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | With MORE money than any job can offer me |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | She will have children who love me even more! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | She will buy me everything I want! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And who can cook for me better than my mother? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Who can fight for me better than my flying monkeys? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Gas up my truck |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Prepare my belongings. Buy Christmas gifts for my children |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And my discarded lover |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fetch my dog and... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Tell my ex wife it's ALL HER FAULT! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Remind her of her greatest crime of not bending to my will |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Turn down the water heater for me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | So they will wonder why their showers are cold |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | COLD LIKE THEIR HEARTS! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Thankfully he has us to save him from those cold women! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I'll keep searching |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | for someone better than before but |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll need fake facebook accounts |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | One of a handsome stranger |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Another will impersonate a friend |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | You'll deny it at all costs! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Deny |
