| 00:00 - 00:03 | A report has just been received from Nintendo |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Pokemon GO will be released globally in July |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you can only catch a few Pokemon here in Berlin, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we will be abled to catch all the 1st Gen starter Pokemon |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and here is where you can catch that mouse Pikachu |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | good, and where |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | are the legendaries? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | umm.. well |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there are no.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | there are no legendaries in Germany |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | America has most of them |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All trainers with less than 8 badges leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | why don't we have any legendaries? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Fucking Nintendo I will destroy that company |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | First late release dates, now no legendaries |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I will fucking destroy Nintendo |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I will destroy Niantic as well for this |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who the fuck do they think they are |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I told them MAINLY LEGENDARIES |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | but Sir, we can catch high level Pikachu's |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT PIKACHU'S |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir Ash's Pikachu beats Legendaries |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | That fucker Ash used rare candy |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We don't have any fucking rare candy |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You dicks better prepare for travelling |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | You will bring me back legendaries |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | or I will smash my iphone on your thick skulls |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and then strangle your kids with the cable |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and shove the plug up your wives assess |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | POKEMON IS ALL ABOUT LEGENDARIES |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | FUCK Nintendo and FUCK Ash |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What about England |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I bet those motherfuckers have legendaries |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We are bigger and better then them |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | You guys better prepare to travel right now |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE NINTENDO DID THIS TO US! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | This is going to cost MILLIONS to fill up my Pokedex |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | It's not coming out of my pocket |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Raise the fucking Taxes |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Kill all the fucking Jews and take their Money |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, just say that you are a Tobias fan |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | No more 3DS shiny hunting breaks |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No more wonder trades |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll make Nintendo suffer for this |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Where is Niantic HQ, let's NUKE them! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I've always wanted a complete Pokedex |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I wanted to be the very best |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuck Nintendo from now on!! |
