00:00 - 00:03 | So as long as we have a senior on A-team |
00:04 - 00:05 | and a PGY-2 on B-team |
00:05 - 00:07 | then Interns will be able to go to all the codes. |
00:08 - 00:12 | With an ED-CC resident and Ultrasound resident |
00:12 - 00:15 | the teams should be adequately staffed. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Ok great! That sounds like good coverage. |
00:19 - 00:21 | We will have a PGY-2 on C-team as well? |
00:24 - 00:26 | MAV... |
00:27 - 00:28 | C-team... |
00:31 - 00:33 | C-team won't have enough coverage with the remaining PGY-2s |
00:34 - 00:36 | With only 10 in the class, the numbers just don't work. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody out except Zeid, Ryan, Chris and Corey... |
01:13 - 01:15 | You have got to be fucking shitting me! |
01:15 - 01:17 | We are going to have a WHOLE TEAM unstaffed by residents?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Do you realize how pissed Sweeny will be when I come asking for more attending coverage? |
01:25 - 01:28 | How am I to recruit the top WSU students |
01:29 - 01:31 | When they are working alone with Rosenthal?! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Do you realize how many of our top ranked matched at DRH |
01:34 - 01:37 | Even when Adam Rosh spend that year just counting money in a muscle tee |
01:37 - 01:40 | And I am sitting here picking up the pieces of Barton's scraps! |
01:40 - 01:42 | But MAV...Kayla's husband was in St Lous.. |
01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a damn! She's a Carribean grad! She was lucky to be here at all! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Also, Stapleton has some sort of family-ish reason he is leaving too... |
01:48 - 01:52 | If he needs to leave - then why is he still here taking everyone's procedures?! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I am sick of seeing his damn beard! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Every God damn class... |
01:57 - 02:00 | We are losing a resident for one reason or another. |
02:00 - 02:03 | We have become a permanent fixture on the SAEM Residency Vacancy Service! |
02:04 - 02:08 | No matter how hard I try, we remain the little ghetto Detroit program |
02:08 - 02:13 | Do you know how much asbestos I am exposed to with an office in the Lourdes building! |
02:14 - 02:16 | I hope the mesothelioma kills me soon! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Maybe I can go work administration at Huron Valley, like Matt Griffin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I thought that I could turn this around |
02:30 - 02:34 | That my kindness would contrast Barton's brutal fascism! |
02:34 - 02:36 | And all this for what? |
02:41 - 02:42 | So I can sit though a million useless meetings with Taylor? |
02:43 - 02:47 | So I can listen to Reid ask stupid fucking questions every week at Grand Rounds? |
02:48 - 02:53 | While Dolcourt just sits on his fat ass playing childish phone games! |
02:54 - 02:56 | I swear if we lose someone from the class of 2017... |
02:56 - 02:59 | I am going to flip my shit! |
03:00 - 03:02 | I will not have another PGY-3 "resign" from this program! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok, she seems pretty happy on her Facebook posts. |
03:14 - 03:16 | I thought I could fix it. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I thought I would be the one to wrangle the beast that is SGH |
03:25 - 03:26 | But now... |
03:31 - 03:33 | Two interns down... |
03:40 - 03:46 | I realize now why Barton was losing her mind |
03:46 - 03:52 | I should have let CBB take this God forsaken job... |
03:53 - 03:56 | I need some sleep. |