| 00:00 - 00:03 | ...besides China you have Thailand and Indonesia to research. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They might have made your pen. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | There is a possibility that |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | it is made in Vietnam using imported Japanese materials. |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | Just find a random country since the tag detached from your pen anyway. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Give me a week to think of one. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll learn some countries' names by Wednesday. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | This project was... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | due by over a week and you will not receive a |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | grade from the teacher if this is not handed in by lunchtime. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you are not one of my full-time tutors you can get out of here now! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | My parents paid you so much! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You guys are going to let me get a D for Geography! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Now I have to waste my precious lunchtime in the classroom for detention! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I wanted to chat with Benito about what happened at El Alamein! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I already wasted days on the Geolemon! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You guys were so bad that I failed my globalisation debate! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The Nazis won the election because of my oratory powers! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And I got 1 out of 20 for a debate! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer you read out Mein Kampf for... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I read out my great book condemning globalisation in the rebuttal, so what? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | You were debating that globalistaion was good. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Everyone is discriminating me because of my ideology! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Even you guys! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | My day was already terrible! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Stalin bombed mein office and the Reichstag! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I now have to live in the darkness of the fuhrerbunker! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | In mein afterlife I try to become a student. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But I'm failing every subject, even art! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Even the art school will reject me! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Soon I'm going to be broke and you guys can say goodbye to your jobs! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If only I continued as an artist |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | you guys would be hobos on the streets! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I would at least have a normal house! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I don't like the fuhrerbunker! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I want a window that actually shows me what is going on outside! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ich bin der fuhrer von Deutschland! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How did I end up in a dark cell like this? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Why did I hire you guys as my advisers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | when you guys can't even do your jobs properly? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, being jobless is better than this. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Now its all over. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Ms Vawser is going to give me a D for this assignment. |
| 03:25 - 03:27 | I can't even do year 8 geography now. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | What should I do now? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I thought I could be an art school teacher but I can't even get through the basics! |
| 03:46 - 03:50 | I miss the glorious days when I triumphed over Europe using my great mind! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Mein fuhrer, Ms Vawser is here. |
