| 00:00 - 00:03 | SOS has finally reached its conclusion |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | H-73 has given its best: |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | running all around the base for leadership exercises, |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | putting in real effort for academics |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and wargaming until late at night in the Serengeti |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How about the metrics? Points? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Where do we stack up against the rest? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | So, yeah... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | About that
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| 00:31 - 00:33 | We probably finished in the middle of the pack |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But we kept it professional and were a well executing team at the end. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you ever showed up hungover to a graded event, leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How could this happen?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | All information has been provided! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You guys obviously spent more time looking for chicken and waffles than working. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Well guess what. There is none. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | You failed at that too! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You had one job as a flight: |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | to put the extra in extraordinary. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not settle for fucking Waffle House waffles. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Um, we dont even know what that means. It doesnt even apply |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Apply! That was another goal you obviously didnt care about |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We did apply ourselves, especially in ADWAR |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | If you mean applying yourselves to drinking, then yes. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You all performed well as alcoholics! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | You didn't need to designate Wednesday |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | as Whiskey Wednesday since you drank |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | every fucking day of the week! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Maybe if you spent less time drinking and more time reading |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | you wouldn't have cheating lawyers or say that I'm related to Ghandi |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | What does "ass-water" even mean?? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You even have a Chaplain living by a "Stay Humble and Grind Hard" mantra! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And then there was Meyers Briggs |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Bear-Dragons, Horse-Phoenixes and Wizard Owls |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Lion-Centaurs and Deer-Pegasuses |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | a Howlie-ing Slow-Loris-Fairy |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | and an elf-dolpin with a hand turkey tramp stamp |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WTF is a Merwolf and a Wemic for god sakes? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You guys are such nerds with your oxford commas. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And what's worse is when you're drunken nerds. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Eye contact and touching between flight members is not ok! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, these guys will never play grabass in front of us again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Then there was chickenhawk. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Your weeks with him put him over the edge. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | He's gone. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Alcohol poisoning. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We told you to take SOS seriously and chickenhawk didn't. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Well SOS is real, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Training Reports are real. |
