| 00:00 - 00:03 | We begin with the basics of the formulae expression |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | You must make sure to switch your stances |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ensuring that your expression has the right values |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | And that your plus, minus values correspond |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Thus, you ensure the key to success |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And you are sure I will get the top marks |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With the correct... er plus, minus values? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Führer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Examboard |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Examboard is aiming to implant multiple surds in the exam |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | If you fail it is not your fault |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who passed this exam, leave this room now... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT WAS AN EPIC FAIL! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | A STALIN-FUCKING FAIL! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | HOW FUCKING SMART DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO PASS THIS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And this is only C1... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I CAN IMAGINE THE FUCKING S1 PAPER NOW |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | THE FUCKING BIG EQUATIONS WITH THE SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | JUST WAIT UNTIL THE BLOODY NORMAL DISTRIBUTION KICKS IN! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | DO YOU THINK WE WILL HAVE ANY FIGHT LEFT IN US |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Führer, we cannot let the C1 paper get the better of us... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WE CANNOT FIGHT, WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Führer, you cannot overreact so harshly... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You can stick these pencils up your ass... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | IT'S ALL BULLSHIT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | THE ENDLESS HOURS OF EXAM PRACTICE |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ALL FOR NAUGHT BUT THIS BULLSHIT |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | OF BLOODY SURDS, MR. DICKHEAD |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | DO YOU REALLY THINK WE HAVE ANY CHANCE? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I CAN BE DEAD AND HAVE MORE OF A FUCKING CHANCE |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | TO BEAT THIS BLOODY GODDAMN MESS! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | THE EXAMBOARD IS PROBABLY FUCKING WORKING WITH STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Just leave me in the mess I am... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Do I look like a bad person? I WAS A PERSON WITH DREAMS |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | THEN THEY TOOK THEM AND CRUSHED THEM |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Right now... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THEY ARE PROBABLY THINKING, NO THEY MUST BE THINKING |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | HOW CAN WE FUCK THEM ANY HARDER? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | IT WAS ALMOST AS STUPID AS THE HANNAH QUESTION |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | BUT NO FUCKING BLOODY CHARRED SHIT |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | THEY THINK, LET'S GET THE RETARDS TO SOLVE THE BLOODY SHIT! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's O.K, you're not a retard... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I really thought this year it'd be different |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | That isn't true, so many people told me that |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It is lost... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The trick... is to fail.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I really thought, we were onto something |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Some people even passed S1 Mock |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Just leave me be... |
