| 00:00 - 00:03 | My fuhrer i have the plans for your summer home |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | It will be lovely with chocolate fountains |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We are going to tear down lower berlin to build it |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It will be the marvel of the world, it will rival the pyramids of Egypt |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It will completely wall off the poor and the poor will pay for it. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | My friend Trump will build it. He promised a cotton candy machine too |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I love cotton candy. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Trump has become too busy for you |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | My furher Trump has become the American President |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who told me he would never be elected leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I am surround by morons |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How could they vote for that moron |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He is orange his skin is orange he is orange |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If he thinks he can do that to me |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I was supposed to have cotton candy |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How am i going to get cotton candy now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What is wrong with everyone are they freaking idiots |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Why does he get all the votes what happened to clinton |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | we have the same views on all the issues |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We both hate all races but why am i persecuted |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We both espouse the ideals of fascism |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | We both want to rule the world |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I am the only one to get bad press |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | His hair is not better than my hair |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I have better hair |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | MY Hands are huge |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | He is a tiny handed, orange skinned want to be |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | My hand are twice as big as his |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How could this happen to this giant umpa lumpa |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I have a mustache and my hands are better than stalin |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I don't know what is wrong with me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | why do i not get the same respect |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Instead everyone wants to kill me instead of him |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I am not worse than him |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I would never sleep with my daughter |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I really do love hispanics not like him |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He had a stupid television show |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | and you are fired what does that mean! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He would bang every woman here |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | we will kill ourselves first Helga |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess there will be no cotton candy |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The demon Trump will demand human sacrifice |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Trump will have his way with Fritz |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Fritz will be our sacrifice |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It would have been a lovely wall |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Those stupid americans |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | They have ruined everything. |
