| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we have had some issues with listener satisfaction |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have had issues in Grenfell |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and also in Sydney. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The problem appears to be the mutiny between the radio hosts |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | operating the radio towers, particularly in Shortball land. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And have any of you |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | tried to amend the situation? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | King of Shortball... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Nick... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Nick Kelland has created bad chemistry between the hosts by overcommitting |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | in his attempt to get the record for room points |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All leave except Jack, Dugald and Botros. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You fucking bunch of cunts! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You know Nick is a snake, you absolute cunts |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | nd can TT that fucking bogan speak properly or stop wanking off McClelland |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And same for Kelland and Leggat |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and to think i trusted you with running a simple radio station |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You fucking bunch of halfwits suck my Ass Ass |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | It's just a mediocre Sydney uni radio station |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | No one even listens to it, you have to stream it ffs |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | King Shortball its not our fault we were under the impression Nick wasnt a tart. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Nick is OBVIOUSLY a fucking tart you dick cheese! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | King Shortball but TT is also to blame. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | TT is fucking foetus with an illegitimate negroid child! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It happened in South Africa! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | She came up to him |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and put him in her bed along with three others |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Who fucking knows what shit happened in there |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Also why is Kelland such an overcommitting nuffy |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The bastard, I swear to god he hasnt told the truth in 10 years |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I will grab him by the balls! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and you 3 can't get one bogan and one tart to create some good chat! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now were losing fans. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | What are we to do, I dont know where to put my dick |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | His tight little bogan butt? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Suck my ass |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Smdh ffs afrn smaadftdima!!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Now we have to go and save the show this Friday from the dark depths it has fallen to |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | This Friday has to be our best show yet |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I have some serious fucking bangers lined up! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We can do without Nicks dusty tracks! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Shut the fuck up Anna you little cat! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I am going to have to fix this myself. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | With Nick out of the way, the rest will have to do it. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Thanks to youse. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Our time is yet to come. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I cant believe Nick and TT are such incompetent tarts |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We have big things coming. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Anythings possible. |
