| 00:00 - 00:03 | Coach Ryan we had everything figured out |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | No Nolf and we didn't duck anyone |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We thought Myles, or Bo would win and Moore is number 1 |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Captain America said he was bringing hell with him |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | But Cassar beat the hell out of Moore |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ive been tweeting all week we'd win |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and crying about facilities |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | We embarrased ourselves |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | they didn't even have the matrix |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | And we got lucky McKenna beat Lee |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | what do we do now? |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | everyone leave except Jaggers, Tervel and strength coach |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | No more tanning beds |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | get Snyder off Social Media |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | we will be mocked for weeks because we lost and they didn't even have Nolf |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Cael smiled at me all match |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | and i looked like a lunatic |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | crying like a baby about everything |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | i should have ducked someone |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | at least Id have an excuse for twitter |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | people don't like when you duck everyone |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't care, I like having excuses! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but you look like a jerk when you do it |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | F-U we lost without NOLF |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Kuhn threw Nato on his back |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Martin laid on his back with 3 seconds left |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and Snyder almost got pinned trying to lift |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And Cenzo majored Cambell |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Now I have to listen to this fun fun fun |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And people tweeting me, saying I'm too tan and I duck |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and the one time I don't duck |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And we still lose to Cael and the fun bunch |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | how do I move on now |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I had Flo and everyone else saying we were number 1 |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | even though we didn't earn it |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | worst of all BWI is laughing and cheering |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | That damned Pyles is kiss of death |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And Lemon Pie convinced me we would win |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | He said when Lee lost we won |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He used his negative energy against us |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Bo Jordan added 75 pounds to his deadlift |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Bojo |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We may never win again |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | they didn't even have Nolf |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | we would have gotten killed with him |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and we lose Nato, Bo and Kyle next year |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | how do we win if they dont redshirt everyone |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It's time for Aruba |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'll call Cael "daddy" |
