| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's true, the leaked polling on Prime is real |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We are down 53 to 47 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Farmers all around here have abandoned us |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are angry about the live cattle export ban |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the people up north that you never delivered the Bolivia Hill money |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We can get on the phone to all the old Torbay organisers |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and get them to rally for us |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Tony....... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Torbay........ |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Torbay's people are all gone, Adam Marshall has either |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | brought them across to the Nationals or made them too irrelevant |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All you lefty hipsters out except for Duddy, Hall, Clements and |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You said I would win |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I am Tony effing Windsor, slayer of the Nats |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Barnaby Joyce is nothing you said, the Nats are over you said |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The support of Councillor Tickle would move votes you said |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | she couldn't move a bloody motion!!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want Bill Shorten on the phone now |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Where is all the support he promised??? The Unions, the Wishlists? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Get Up will give you money they said, Unions will buy all the billboards |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Drive up to Armidale, Gonksi is everywhere! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Gonski! I don't give a shit about Gonksi. Voters can't eat Gonski |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Tony, Gonski is a great campaign issue |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Who even let you in here Duddy? Is this why you quit council? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Joyce is talking about jobs and the future, those are the things |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | that people want to hear about! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | not your stupid NBN and Gonksi and a mine that will never be built |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and isn't even in the damn electorate. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I had millions from the sale of my house to miners |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | two pensions from NSW and the Federal Parliaments |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and more offers to run in the senate than i knew what to do with |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | But instead I am here surrounded by idiots running a losing campiagn |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I cant lose to that bastard Barnaby |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This is meant to be all about me. Me Me Me |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How strong and popular I am, like Tamworth's Vladimir Putin! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | But now it just looks like..... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I am a bitter angry old man trying to re-live past glories |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I thought these bastards had forgotten about me backing Julia |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't even start me on siding with the greens |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | backing the bloody carbon tax that Shorten wants to bring back in |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Whats next a bloody Federal native veg and banning live exports again? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't cry Helen. We can still go and back Rod Taber |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Stuff it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Its time to break out the old tricks |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Duddy, crack open the sportsbet acoount |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Clements you too, put everything on me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We will make me the favourite in the betting |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The ND Leader always falls for that and says i'm winning |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | at least they still think I'm god! |
