| 00:00 - 00:03 | The Patriots made it to the AFC championship game |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They will face the Jaguars |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Who have the best defense in the league, but ... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | the Pats are favored by eight and a half points |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but everyone knows the they will probably win by at least 14 points, if not more |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | With the Pats at full strength |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | they will definitely cover the spread, and then some. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | we just received report... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | we just received report that Brady got hurt in practice |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | so his status is questionable for sunday |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who watches First Take, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | MAX KELLERMAN WAS RIGHT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | BRADY IS TOO OLD, HE SHOULD'VE RETIRED! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | BUT NOOOO, HE JUST HAS TO KEEP PLAYING DOESNT HE? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | HE ALREADY HAS FIVE RINGS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | WHAT MORE DOES HE WANT? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? WE MIGHT LOST TO THE JAGS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | THE FUCKING JAGUARS! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I WILL NOT LOSE TO ANOTHER TEAM LED BY TOM COUGHLIN |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Coughlin is only the executive VP of foot- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'T DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but Mein Fuhrer, their QB is nowhere nearly as good as Eli |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | BLAKE BORTLES IS THE NEXT TOM BRADY |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | YOU UNDERESTIMATE HIS TALENT |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | DON'T YOU KNOW |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | BLAKE BORTLES HAS NEVER LOST A PLAYOFF GAME IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HE'S ALREADY WON MORE PLAYOFF GAMES THIS YEAR THAN BRADY |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HE'S UNDEFEATED IN 194 COUNTRIES |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | TOM BRADY WILL PASS HIM THE PROVERBIAL TORCH WHEN HE RETIRES |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | HE EVEN OUTPLAYED BIG BEN AT HEINZ FIELD |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | KELLERMAN'S PROPHECY WILL NOT BE FUFILLED |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | At least we still have Jimmy G |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He represents everything about the Patriot way |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | He will lead the Patriots to victory! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | he will beat the jags. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | ANYONE IS BETTER THAN THAT BUM WE USED TO HAVE, HOYER |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | JIMMY G WILL LEAD US TO THE SUPER BOWL, HE HAS TO! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | IF BORTLES ISN'T THE NEXT GREAT QB |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | JIMMY G DEFINITELY WILL BE! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WHATEVER IT TAKES TO WIN! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, Jimmy G is still in our hearts |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I want you to go to our bookie.. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | ...and put 30,000 dollars on the Pats |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | There's still no chance they lose |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and while you're at it... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | ...put 50,000 on Wentz and the Eagles |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The Vikings D Dont stand a chance against Wentz |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Do as i say. |
