00:00 - 00:03The response to the Chevy Bolt has been positive overall.
00:04 - 00:07People are excited about the base features such as technology, range and price.
00:08 - 00:12However, three days ago Tesla Motors unveiled their Model 3.
00:12 - 00:16It was marketed to have around the same range and be slightly less expensive than the Bolt.
00:17 - 00:20There is no way people will want a car they have to wait 2 years to receive.
00:20 - 00:23 They will flock to purchase the Bolt instead.
00:24 - 00:26Sir
00:27 - 00:28Tesla...
00:30 - 00:34Tesla announced it will have 215 miles of range and go 0-60 in less than 6 seconds.
00:34 - 00:38Tesla has already received over 300,000 reservations for the Model 3.
00:53 - 00:58Everyone leave except for the Bolt's Lead Designer, Electrical Engineer and Project Lead.
01:13 - 01:15 What the FUCK!
01:15 - 01:17What the actual FUCK!
01:18 - 01:23You've had years to design the Bolt, and now you are telling me it is a piece of shit?!
01:25 - 01:27We are the largest automaker in the US
01:28 - 01:31 and we are being outmatched by a rocket scientist with a stutter!
01:31 - 01:34All we had to do was come up with a simple ordinary design.
01:34 - 01:37Instead we come up with something that looks like it was drawn with a crayon!!
01:37 - 01:40 Its an electric car, not a bigwheel!
01:40 - 01:42But Sir, we modeled it after the Spark EV!
01:42 - 01:46WE SOLD LIKE 7 SPARKS! WTF were you thinking?!
01:46 - 01:48Sir, our best designer did the Spark EV!
01:48 - 01:52He's a downsy shitbag with no vision!
01:53 - 01:54Get rid of him!
01:55 - 01:57Tesla has only been selling cars for 8 years
01:57 - 02:00and they come out with sexy cars that people want.
02:00 - 02:04We are stuck over here looking like monkeys trying to figure out a magic trick!!
02:04 - 02:08You are all a disgrace! I might even buy myself a Model 3 at this rate!!
02:08 - 02:13But now I wouldn't even get the Federal Tax Credit if I did!
02:14 - 02:17We had the EV market within our grasp and you shit all over it!
02:17 - 02:21Have we even worked out the battery supply deal with LG?
02:27 - 02:30How are we supposed to build the Bolt
02:30 - 02:34if we don't have batteries? Get your shit together guys!
02:34 - 02:37Tesla has an entire factory dedicated to theirs.
02:41 - 02:42The Gall!
02:43 - 02:48They release their model with 15 more miles of range and with better acceleration?!
02:48 - 02:54Tricky bastards, they think they can one up us at every turn and make us look stupid...
02:54 - 02:56and here we are stuck with our heads up our assess...
02:56 - 02:59With you idiots leading this massacre of a project...
03:00 - 03:03We are the embarrassment of the auto maker world now!
03:04 - 03:08Its okay Lana, we can just apply to work at Tesla.
03:14 - 03:17Put down a reservation for the Model 3...
03:19 - 03:23On second thought, better make it two reservations
03:25 - 03:26Maybe...
03:31 - 03:34Maybe we can copy their design once we get it.
03:40 - 03:46Maybe we can save all of your jobs by copying a bunch of skinny jeans wearing nerds...
03:46 - 03:49Damn children...
03:53 - 03:56Get out of my sight...