| 00:01 - 00:08 | Herr Principal, I have brought the plans for our major fund raiser, the spring carnival, as you asked. |
| 00:09 - 00:15 | Bouncy castle, dunking booth, ring toss game that no one wins--they'll all go in this area. |
| 00:18 - 00:24 | So everything's a go for Saturday then? No surprises? |
| 00:25 - 00:31 | Herr Principal... It's... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | It's going to rain "buckets and buckets" they said. |
| 00:34 - 00:39 | It's pretty official; it's channel 10. |
| 00:52 - 00:59 | All classified staff... Cafeteria... Custodial... TA's... You are excused. |
| 01:12 - 01:14 | The biggest fundraiser of the year! |
| 01:15 - 01:20 | County schools don't just fund themselves, you know! |
| 01:20 - 01:24 | And BEP monies only go so far... |
| 01:24 - 01:29 | You do know we can't just sell 10,000 more coupon books! |
| 01:30 - 01:35 | Or sell more of "the "world's finest" chocolate!!! Everyone has a nut allergy now anyway! |
| 01:35 - 01:40 | Our entire budget is centered around raising at least $10,000 at this carnival! And now Ella Dorsey says we can't? |
| 01:41 - 01:43 | Herr Principal, Ella Dorsey isn't even on--. |
| 01:43 - 01:47 | This isn't about Ella Dorsey! This is about finding new revenue streams and hitting up our community stakeholders YET AGAIN! |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | Herr Principal, perhaps if you had listened to us when we suggested the gym... |
| 01:49 - 01:53 | Here we go again with the gym! The gym needs a new floor! That's the whole purpose of the carnival!!! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The money is FOR THE GYM! |
| 01:55 - 02:03 | You don't have to spend hours on the phone with parents whose kids have twisted ankles while playing dodgeball on a warped floor!!! |
| 02:05 - 02:10 | And you don't have to find a way to pay for the bus for next month's field trip! |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | And copies! My heavens, the copies you people make!!! |
| 02:14 - 02:19 | Would it kill you to do a two-sided copy once in a while?!? Or do a two-on-one? Even I know how to do that!!! |
| 02:19 - 02:22 | These kids have tiny eyes, but they're strong! |
| 02:27 - 02:33 | Britt and Murrell... They trusted me... They told me I could do this. |
| 02:34 - 02:39 | I graduated Aspiring Admin Academy! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now... |
| 02:42 - 02:48 | Now we're going to post a shortfall not seen since Everett closed! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I might as well have kept teaching 4th grade! |
| 02:53 - 02:55 | We are absolutely doomed unless... |
| 02:55 - 02:59 | Unless... We take every one of those new Chromebooks to Value Pawn tonight! |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | Then give the third graders some old calculators! |
| 03:05 - 03:07 | Well, technically, it's still 1 to 1. |
| 03:13 - 03:16 | No... I will call Mr. Britt. I will take the fall. |
| 03:18 - 03:24 | That EdS sure was a waste of $15,000... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Assistant... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The school is now yours... |
| 03:40 - 03:47 | Perhaps you can find a way to make a profit off of field day. |
| 03:47 - 03:50 | $300 for ribbons alone... |
| 03:54 - 03:55 | It is what it is... |
