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Hitler's First Carnival
Adolf Hitler, first year admin,realizes something has gone terribly wrong with his plan to hold the school carnival outdoors...

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00:01 - 00:08Herr Principal, I have brought the plans for our major fund raiser, the spring carnival, as you asked.
00:09 - 00:15Bouncy castle, dunking booth, ring toss game that no one wins--they'll all go in this area.
00:18 - 00:24So everything's a go for Saturday then? No surprises?
00:25 - 00:31Herr Principal... It's...
00:31 - 00:34It's going to rain "buckets and buckets" they said.
00:34 - 00:39It's pretty official; it's channel 10.
00:52 - 00:59All classified staff... Cafeteria... Custodial... TA's... You are excused.
01:12 - 01:14The biggest fundraiser of the year!
01:15 - 01:20County schools don't just fund themselves, you know!
01:20 - 01:24And BEP monies only go so far...
01:24 - 01:29You do know we can't just sell 10,000 more coupon books!
01:30 - 01:35Or sell more of "the "world's finest" chocolate!!! Everyone has a nut allergy now anyway!
01:35 - 01:40Our entire budget is centered around raising at least $10,000 at this carnival! And now Ella Dorsey says we can't?
01:41 - 01:43Herr Principal, Ella Dorsey isn't even on--.
01:43 - 01:47This isn't about Ella Dorsey! This is about finding new revenue streams and hitting up our community stakeholders YET AGAIN!
01:47 - 01:49Herr Principal, perhaps if you had listened to us when we suggested the gym...
01:49 - 01:53Here we go again with the gym! The gym needs a new floor! That's the whole purpose of the carnival!!!
01:53 - 01:54The money is FOR THE GYM!
01:55 - 02:03You don't have to spend hours on the phone with parents whose kids have twisted ankles while playing dodgeball on a warped floor!!!
02:05 - 02:10And you don't have to find a way to pay for the bus for next month's field trip!
02:09 - 02:14And copies! My heavens, the copies you people make!!!
02:14 - 02:19Would it kill you to do a two-sided copy once in a while?!? Or do a two-on-one? Even I know how to do that!!!
02:19 - 02:22These kids have tiny eyes, but they're strong!
02:27 - 02:33Britt and Murrell... They trusted me... They told me I could do this.
02:34 - 02:39I graduated Aspiring Admin Academy!
02:41 - 02:42And now...
02:42 - 02:48Now we're going to post a shortfall not seen since Everett closed!
02:48 - 02:53I might as well have kept teaching 4th grade!
02:53 - 02:55We are absolutely doomed unless...
02:55 - 02:59Unless... We take every one of those new Chromebooks to Value Pawn tonight!
03:00 - 03:03Then give the third graders some old calculators!
03:05 - 03:07Well, technically, it's still 1 to 1.
03:13 - 03:16No... I will call Mr. Britt. I will take the fall.
03:18 - 03:24That EdS sure was a waste of $15,000...
03:25 - 03:26Assistant...
03:31 - 03:33The school is now yours...
03:40 - 03:47Perhaps you can find a way to make a profit off of field day.
03:47 - 03:50$300 for ribbons alone...
03:54 - 03:55It is what it is...