| 00:00 - 00:02 | We're out celebrating because we made 12% on our rental property last financial year. |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | Unbelievable gains! |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Traditional financial investments methods are a waste of time. |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | But those guys made 12%. |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | 12% in one day? |
| 00:09 - 00:11 | No, 12% this year! |
| 00:12 - 00:13 | Those knuckleheads should be embarassed to say that in public |
| 00:13 - 00:16 | They think they're investment moguls? My buddy said he made $500k on Bitcoin! |
| 00:16 - 00:17 | How much did you make in the last year then? |
| 00:18 - 00:21 | Two years ago I stupidly invested in a cryptocurrency called Monero, except it's too hard to use and can't scale, so will never go up past $2. |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | I've only got about 10,000 Monero. |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | I might just trade it all for Ethereum or Dash. |
| 00:25 - 00:26 | Monero is fucking dead. |
| 00:25 - 00:29 | A year ago I couldn't pay my rent because I went full 'monero ramen' and became homeless! |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | I'm still giving back alley hand jobs so I can save enough to rent an apartment again. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | These day's I dont even own a computer to track cryptocurrency prices |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | But Monero is over $200. |
| 00:39 - 00:40 | Monero is over $200. |
| 00:41 - 00:42 | Over $200? |
| 00:42 - 00:43 | You're fucking with me right? |
| 00:44 - 00:46 | You could probably buy both those knuckleheads' rental propertes now. |
