| 00:00 - 00:03 | Our secretaries have been posting your CV to all the Biffa plants |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | with your FLT license attached to the forms |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, here and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | So far not one has replied |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Your friend Buckley gave us the addresses of all the plants |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ah yes, my good friend Buckley |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | he guaranteed me a job at Biffa |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Buckley |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Buckly could never get you in, Biffa is run by Polacks |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You never stood a chance ! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone with a counterbalance and reach license leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell was I thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Billy Bullshit Buckley, fucking tard |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He kept on and on about getting my license, I spent six hundred quid for a license thats useless to me |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Lying blackcountry bastard! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I could have finished the bathroom and bought staircarpet ! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | now I'm in deep shit with Scoob |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | IIt was bad enough before, now iI'm really fucked , I'm finished !! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'll end up homeless with nowhere to live |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Perhaps if you try to learn Polish my Fuhrer ?? ... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Polish ? Fuck the Polacks, ugly thick bastards !! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ola Jordan off Strictly Dancing is pretty hot l |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'm drowning here and all you think of is hot Polish women ! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I wanted to drive forklifts |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'm fifty fuckin eight, i cant keep climbing ladders |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Im fed up with house painting |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and the Polacks have all the best jobs |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If only my scientists could give me the atom bomb I'd turn Warsaw into a sheet of glass |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Buckley's to blame for all this, I needed reach not fuckin bucket and clamps |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Every job advertised they want reach not telehandler |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | plus the bastards want drivers with at least six months experience |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'll be made to look a laughing stock now oh yes! oh yes! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | my friends will think I'm a loser |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and all because of Bill Buckley ! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | he's fucked me up yet again |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | why didn't you lot advise me about him |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Everyone knows he is a joker |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | A worthless dreamer and narcissistic tosspot! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | you bastrads allowed me to get into this shit |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | The whole thing was a sham! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry he's only joking about Warsaw .. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Someone find me last weeks Cannock Advertiser |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'll have to put an advert in there |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | decorating again .... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | its all I can do .... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I dont even have luck selling fuckin cars |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | all I get are timewasters and Asians |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | pass me the phone someone. |
