| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fabulous has said that he will do ATB with the team this year |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But ...he is going to hook up with some lawyers here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and medical specialists here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He has got company CEO's and Triatheletes lined up from Brighton to Queenscliff |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He is NOT going to spend more than 10 minutes with team for the whole day! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I don't give a fuck. I'm not going |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Think I'll spend 3 hours cleaning the bullit's bike |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | PTL....... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Fabulous ............. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...has bought you a ticket for the ride |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and it is the 250 km option |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has better things to do than spending 10 hours riding on totally flat terrain and waiting 3 hours for Fab and The Bullit can get out now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ATB Again! Don't these guys ever get bored ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I'll have to get up at 3am and then wait for 45 mins for blue at Fab's house |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And then he texts me to tell me he is going to be late! This is shit I knew yesterday |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I hate Around the Bay even more than whinging public servants |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | That crappy jersey and getting drop by pricks on Cervelos ! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Next Phoebe will be shitting me about Bike Vic. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And suggesting I wear a flouro jacket and get lights for The Colin |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I am fucking slow enough on the climbs without lights |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But flouro jackets and lights are very safe |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What good is safety when everyone is laughing at you |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I think if you look at Bicycle Victoria's research you will change your mind |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | How many flouro jackets do you see in the protour peleton...dickhead |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | The bullit will have at least 3 punctures |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And guess who fixes those |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | While he tells me how undervaued he is a work |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | God ! A whole day with those two can it get any worse? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | The two them discussing past sexual conquests |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Christ, most of those poor women are still in therapy |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Is it still a penis when it is that small |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And I bet just to be sure they finish me off they have invited The Unit (Stalin) |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That bad boy will go to front of every pack |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | And ride at 44 km/hr ripping me apart |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I'll look around and they will all be dropped |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I'm getting a jersey |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's going to say "I'm with stupid" and have a picture of a mushroom cloud |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If he wants to be alone with me why can't I just hire a motel room in Frankston |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And after all that we still get to wait for the bullit |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And when he finally gets there he asks me "So how does the new kit look?" |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | It's not like I'm a fucking bully! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Lucy. Your job is safe. No one hands out the insults like you |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should let LK loose on the lot of you |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | After one ride with her you will....... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | .....never eat again |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Most of the HOS are now anorexic |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Yes that jacket will be nice and roomy before too long fat boy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | She will make you think nutrition is a crime |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Now that's a final solution |
