| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, maybe you should use that great online site Warblog for your strategy |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Its really great and saves paper, you can totally win every time. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | You can draw arrows and everything |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It uses the modern interwebs thing so its really great |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And if you loose you can just start again |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I love hex shapes and squiggly lines |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I like the tanks and aircraft as well |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, Theres just one thing |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Its starts at 1946 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Its like we never invaded Poland |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Our awesome battles just aren't included |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | There too many people here to play Warblog, stupid people leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I want my awesome battles on warblog!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What is wrong with that site!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Six years of awesome battles!! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What about Russia and our invasion of England!! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Did that never happen too!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I want everyone one of my battles on the site now! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I want to move Stukas and U-boats around |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | This totally sucks |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrur, they have lots of stuff in Africa |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Yes, but its all rubbish, they dont even have Tiger Tanks |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrur, they have armoured units |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | NOT PANZER UNITS you dimwit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I want all the awesome battles |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Not people driving around in Toyata pickups |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I want SDKFZ's and Opel Lorries and SS paratroopers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Its all stupid middle east wars WTF!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | OMG I cant beleive they dont cover this war |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I could just replay it until I won!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | This analogue game sucks |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I dont understand the rules or anything |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | The counters are too small as well, I can hardly read them |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If I was on warblog I could play at home in bed |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I would totally win all the time |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Its only 20 euros a year |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I can afford that easily on my salery |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You people are useless at this game |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Im better off playing against myself at my own pace |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I can do that with warblog, you people just suck |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You move the counters when im not looking!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont worry, girls can play too (not) |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How can I get my battles on the site? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Just the 1945 period would do, D-Day going forward |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We could pay for extra loot like Tiger Tanks |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You cant buy loot in warblog |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | What? We can just play again and again until we win |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Its all about the die rolls and its all 1-12 odds not a bell curve |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I hate always loosing this war, again and again. |
