| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fans wearing red have started marching towards Gainesville |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Initially we thought that their march |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | would end once they were here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they don't care about integrity |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | or honesty. What they want is wins... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Thats ok, Urban is happy working for ESPN |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He told me himself he would never take the OSU job |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He took the coaching job at OSU... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's left ESPN and is in Columbus right now |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks the SEC is better than the Big Ten leave... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you all idiots?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why did you think his first heart trouble |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | was anything but a bullshit excuse to leave |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why do you think he would do that? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | To leave Florida... |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The great weather... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | The hot chicks... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | To go to a state that smells like urine and vomit |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, their mascot is an adorable walking nut. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | We have a walking alligator! With a t-shirt and a baseball hat! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer they don't care about NCAA violations |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Violations?! You think we care about that shit?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We want wins! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Riley Cooper was a racist... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Alex Hernandez is a murderer... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | 32 players arrested while Urban Meyer was here... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And still you think we give a shit about the NCAA?! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Its called plausible deniability |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | we only need to find another cheater willing to break the rules |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Some asshole with just a little credibility of being a good guy |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | As far as Urban Meyer goes... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | what about his so called "contract" with his family? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Did OSU offer them a buyout? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | OSU doesn't care... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | about violations or sanctions or integrity or loyalty |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Why would anyone go to that stain of state by choice? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | For a stadium called a horseshoe? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They cant even tell the difference between grey and silver |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Have you seen those helmets? They're silver! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's Ok Anna, I also smell cheese? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If I see that fucking souzaphone player |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | or Kirk Herbstreit in our stadium again |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I'll stab you in the stomach. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | or I'll cut your throat |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | For the time being pretend that we like Will Muschamp |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and the NCAA rules |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Theres always Lane Kiffin. |
