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How to remove 50 Level Crossings in 1 term
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00:00 - 00:03Mr Premier, the previous Government has already completed planning
00:04 - 00:05For most of the level crossings in the south east
00:05 - 00:07we can claim Glen Iris and McKinnon now
00:08 - 00:12But we may need to spend a bit more time
00:12 - 00:15to complete the Dandenong corridor properly
00:17 - 00:19Are you telling me that we can't
00:19 - 00:21afford to remove them all before the next election?
00:24 - 00:26Mr Premier...
00:27 - 00:28You......
00:31 - 00:33You ripped up the East West Contract and in fact..
00:34 - 00:39it was worth a whole lot more than "the paper it was written on".
00:53 - 00:58All of you first term Hacks get out! .... Not you Dimapopalot.
01:05 - 01:07ALLAN, PALLAS Don't firkin move!
01:13 - 01:15I said all 50!
01:15 - 01:17Not 30 or 40... ALL 50!
01:18 - 01:23That's what I promised the unions
01:25 - 01:28They've paid big dollars for this
01:28 - 01:31What is it going to take to get through to you imbeciles!
01:31 - 01:34You think I care how they do it?
01:34 - 01:37just build something! anything!
01:37 - 01:40and do it fast!
01:40 - 01:43Sir, what about a big stupid bridge? we could do that!
01:43 - 01:46hurry up then!
01:46 - 01:48But it would destroy whole suburbs forever.
01:48 - 01:52I couldn't give a shit what it looks like!
01:53 - 01:54The people who live there
01:56 - 01:57will vote for us anyway!!
01:57 - 02:00we don't owe them anything
02:00 - 02:03we gave them a DESAL
02:04 - 02:08we gave them MYKI
02:08 - 02:13That's how this party does things
02:14 - 02:16Thats how we've always done things
02:17 - 02:21we shall take no pity on those who would STAND IN OUR WAY!
02:27 - 02:29We will need a marketing campaign... a secret one
02:30 - 02:34Call it consultation, but for christ's sake don't tell anyone.
02:34 - 02:36before they know it, a bridge will be the preferred design
02:40 - 02:42Get on the blower to Baz from Lend Lease
02:43 - 02:48Tell him to get it done CHEAP and QUICK. Make sure he has some...
02:48 - 02:53...bullshit excuse for doing a half arsed job
02:54 - 02:56Water Tables, Gas Pipes, Noise ...WHATEVER!
02:56 - 02:59When the design is released I want all of the idiot cheerleaders to LIKE me on Facebook
03:00 - 03:02For I am DAN and I am THE MAN!
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry Sharon sunlight is overrated anyway.
03:14 - 03:16Oh, and do it on the Frankston line too
03:19 - 03:23I know that you will probably all lose your seats at the next election
03:25 - 03:26..but I really don't care
03:31 - 03:33Any questions about this Skyrail....
03:40 - 03:46will be answered with political clap trap about GETTING ON WITH IT.
03:46 - 03:49even if it kills them all.....
03:53 - 03:58At least that will reduce the hospital waiting lists.