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Publix Manager Reacts to Retaining Wall Failure
For the second time in the past year, the retaining wall next to the parking lot at the new Publix in North Chattanooga, has fallen down.

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00:00 - 00:03This is the Publix in North Chattanooga
00:04 - 00:05Here is Woodland Avenue
00:05 - 00:07Here is Kent Street
00:08 - 00:12Over here is North Market Street
00:12 - 00:15And here is the retaining wall
00:17 - 00:19It's totes adorbs
00:19 - 00:21I like the natural look of the stone
00:24 - 00:26Manager Bob
00:27 - 00:28It happened again
00:31 - 00:33The wall went all Jenga on our ass
00:34 - 00:36Fall down go boom
00:53 - 00:58All of you...leave...except the engineers
01:13 - 01:15You are shitting me
01:15 - 01:17Twice in six months
01:18 - 01:23Where'd you get your degrees? Legoland?
01:25 - 01:28Or even worse, Alabama?
01:29 - 01:31Maybe Duke or LSU?
01:31 - 01:34Have you heard of hydrology you tools?
01:34 - 01:37Do you know what a French Drain is?
01:37 - 01:40Or a freakin' weep hole dammit?
01:40 - 01:42We drilled some holes in the side Bob
01:42 - 01:46With a Dremel tool you d-bags?
01:46 - 01:48We used a 1/4" bit Bob
01:48 - 01:52I got your 1/4" bit right here you ass-hats
01:53 - 01:54You guys suck
01:56 - 01:57I paid off the officials
01:57 - 02:00This place was supposed to blend in
01:58 - 02:03hello
02:00 - 02:03It blends in alright
02:04 - 02:08It blends in just fine, IF THIS WAS BAGHDAD
02:08 - 02:13Freaking Tomahawk Missiles coming in every hour
02:14 - 02:16Blowing shit up day and night
02:17 - 02:21It's Operation North Chatt Storm up in here
02:27 - 02:29I should've kept my job at the mall
02:30 - 02:34This kind of shit doesn't happen at the Dollar Store
02:34 - 02:36or at the Orange Julius
02:41 - 02:42I shoulda called HGTV
02:43 - 02:47Somebody get the Property Brothers on the horn
02:48 - 02:53They know how to manscape and how to landscape
02:54 - 02:56Did materials come from Whole Paycheck?
02:56 - 02:59Are they non-GMO and gluten-free crap?
03:00 - 03:02Is it kale and quinoa concrete?
03:04 - 03:07We'll still eat at the hot bar
03:14 - 03:16Maybe we call Trump
03:19 - 03:23He'll bring in some guys from Mexico to fix this
03:25 - 03:26Of course...
03:31 - 03:33We'll have to vote for him
03:40 - 03:46I don't feel the Bern and Cruz is bat-shit crazy
03:46 - 03:49Carson builds granaries, not walls
03:53 - 03:56Thanks Obama