00:00 - 00:03This is the Publix in North Chattanooga
00:04 - 00:05Here is Woodland Avenue
00:05 - 00:07Here is Kent Street
00:08 - 00:12Over here is North Market Street
00:12 - 00:15And here is the retaining wall
00:17 - 00:19It's totes adorbs
00:19 - 00:21I like the natural look of the stone
00:24 - 00:26Manager Bob
00:27 - 00:28It happened again
00:31 - 00:33The wall went all Jenga on our ass
00:34 - 00:36Fall down go boom
00:53 - 00:58All of you...leave...except the engineers
01:13 - 01:15You are shitting me
01:15 - 01:17Twice in six months
01:18 - 01:23Where'd you get your degrees? Legoland?
01:25 - 01:28Or even worse, Alabama?
01:29 - 01:31Maybe Duke or LSU?
01:31 - 01:34Have you heard of hydrology you tools?
01:34 - 01:37Do you know what a French Drain is?
01:37 - 01:40Or a freakin' weep hole dammit?
01:40 - 01:42We drilled some holes in the side Bob
01:42 - 01:46With a Dremel tool you d-bags?
01:46 - 01:48We used a 1/4" bit Bob
01:48 - 01:52I got your 1/4" bit right here you ass-hats
01:53 - 01:54You guys suck
01:56 - 01:57I paid off the officials
01:57 - 02:00This place was supposed to blend in
01:58 - 02:03hello
02:00 - 02:03It blends in alright
02:04 - 02:08It blends in just fine, IF THIS WAS BAGHDAD
02:08 - 02:13Freaking Tomahawk Missiles coming in every hour
02:14 - 02:16Blowing shit up day and night
02:17 - 02:21It's Operation North Chatt Storm up in here
02:27 - 02:29I should've kept my job at the mall
02:30 - 02:34This kind of shit doesn't happen at the Dollar Store
02:34 - 02:36or at the Orange Julius
02:41 - 02:42I shoulda called HGTV
02:43 - 02:47Somebody get the Property Brothers on the horn
02:48 - 02:53They know how to manscape and how to landscape
02:54 - 02:56Did materials come from Whole Paycheck?
02:56 - 02:59Are they non-GMO and gluten-free crap?
03:00 - 03:02Is it kale and quinoa concrete?
03:04 - 03:07We'll still eat at the hot bar
03:14 - 03:16Maybe we call Trump
03:19 - 03:23He'll bring in some guys from Mexico to fix this
03:25 - 03:26Of course...
03:31 - 03:33We'll have to vote for him
03:40 - 03:46I don't feel the Bern and Cruz is bat-shit crazy
03:46 - 03:49Carson builds granaries, not walls
03:53 - 03:56Thanks Obama