| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is the Publix in North Chattanooga |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Here is Woodland Avenue |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here is Kent Street |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Over here is North Market Street |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And here is the retaining wall |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | It's totes adorbs |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I like the natural look of the stone |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Manager Bob |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It happened again |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The wall went all Jenga on our ass |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Fall down go boom |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you...leave...except the engineers |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You are shitting me |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Twice in six months |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Where'd you get your degrees? Legoland? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Or even worse, Alabama? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Maybe Duke or LSU? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Have you heard of hydrology you tools? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Do you know what a French Drain is? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Or a freakin' weep hole dammit? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We drilled some holes in the side Bob |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | With a Dremel tool you d-bags? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We used a 1/4" bit Bob |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I got your 1/4" bit right here you ass-hats |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You guys suck |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I paid off the officials |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | This place was supposed to blend in |
| 01:58 - 02:03 | hello |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It blends in alright |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It blends in just fine, IF THIS WAS BAGHDAD |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Freaking Tomahawk Missiles coming in every hour |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Blowing shit up day and night |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | It's Operation North Chatt Storm up in here |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I should've kept my job at the mall |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This kind of shit doesn't happen at the Dollar Store |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | or at the Orange Julius |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I shoulda called HGTV |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Somebody get the Property Brothers on the horn |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They know how to manscape and how to landscape |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Did materials come from Whole Paycheck? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Are they non-GMO and gluten-free crap? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Is it kale and quinoa concrete? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | We'll still eat at the hot bar |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we call Trump |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | He'll bring in some guys from Mexico to fix this |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Of course... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We'll have to vote for him |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I don't feel the Bern and Cruz is bat-shit crazy |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Carson builds granaries, not walls |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Thanks Obama |
