| 00:00 - 00:03 | I've hidden all of the Easter eggs |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | caption text here |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Around the city |
| 00:05 - 00:10 | caption text here |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | you'll never find them |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You think you know where, but you don't |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Looking at this map won't help you |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Can I have a hint? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It's a big old area to search |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Oh my God... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They're... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We don't know where they are? |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We thought we'd bluff you with this map |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All of you get out and find my Easter Eggs - especially the Terry's, Crunchie and Double Decker ones. You dickheads in grey stay here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I gave you £60 |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You only had to go to Asda |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Or Lidl, You could have bought some cheap foreign ones! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Now I'm £60 down and nary a choccie to show for it |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Oh bollocks! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I bet that tit Mussolini can find his chocolates |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But oh no, mine have to go missing |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | no doubt melting in this fucking heat |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We do have some carob eggs left |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't you mention that shit excuse for a chocolate substitute |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir,you seemed to like it at Christmas |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | because I was drinking to forget the present you got me |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Who wants stationery for Christmas |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The same shit every year |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | "oh it's the thought that counts" |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "We've sponsored a fucking goat in Ethiopia!" |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Are you kidding me? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They don't need a fucking goat! They need their Easter eggs |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I want my Easter eggs! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Is it too much to ask? I bet it isn't for Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why didn't you use the map? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I got you a big map from Ryman's |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And you made it into a paper hat |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Where are my eggs? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Throw me a bone here. Just one egg |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | You are the worst friends ever! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Do you remember that CD |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | James Blunt and his fucking guitar |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | No one likes James fucking Blunt!!! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, he does like him |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | "My life is brilliant." |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'm sorry. I did like that album |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | it rocked |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Can one of you get me James Blunt |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll forget the Easter eggs if he'll come and visit me |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | With his guitar and tussled hair |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | "my life is brilliant" |
