| 00:04 - 00:05 | We will meet at the Railway hotel in Windsor |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Its happy hour we do it every Friday |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | By 6 we will all have cold 5 dollar Magners in our paw |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | All the lads will be there and the place will be full of clunge |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Great stuff, tell me will the Big Johnny Quinn be there? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | No im afraid... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm afraid..... |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | Hes on a date.Some swampdonkey from tinder. Apparently he's got the ride two weeks in a row and fancies the hattrick. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He wont even make it out for a pint later. |
| 00:52 - 00:57 | Whoever hasn't stroked ball for St Kevins this season leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The Sloppery aul cunt!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | He thinks he's the big man now does he? This is an outrage |
| 01:19 - 01:22 | He knows I haven't sank the baldy fella in weeks and he rubs it in my face |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | How the fuck am i supposed to enjoy my Ice cold suds after that |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | With no fucking wingman? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I promised that Tommy ahern we'd all be up to the Village Belle for a few scoops later |
| 01:40 - 01:43 | Mein Fuehrer there will be some extremly drunk girls in the pint on punt later |
| 01:43 - 01:46 | Ya, fat fucking roasters in Mayo jerseys more like it |
| 01:46 - 01:49 | But they'll be full of pints and will squeeze the mickey off anyone in a Hi Viz |
| 01:49 - 01:55 | Have you ever had a handjob off a country girl from pint on punt? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Big turf cutting paws on them |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Some of them are even bigger than that long freak big blue john brady |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | And don't give me this shit about "Big Eoghan McHugh" down from the mines next week |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | That long cunt is nearly worse than brady |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You'd have a tongue on ya like ghandi's sandal before they'd put the hand in the pocket |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | im not going out with coulter on his own fucking smoke bombs when its his round |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | There used to be good drinking crowd in melbourne , A mans beak would never be left parched on a friday |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | paddy gallagher leaving for queensland |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | seany sexton wasnt even here to watch the banner never mind pipkin |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | pockets going home sending naked snap chats every fucking weel |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That messy cunt clancy .. ill be back next week he says |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | a friday night and i dont have a partner in crime to try and get the skin back |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Rang O Boyle and hes on a fucking diet the wombat fuck |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | i even rang Balaclava bobby for a beer |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | he still chasing them brighton roads sluts for money |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Id ring Hynsey only hed bring that Jungle boy Galligan out. |
| 03:04 - 03:10 | i was one of the girls that slept with john i thought he was ted by the picture on tinder |
| 03:14 - 03:19 | that wanker mulvany could you imagine the looks you'd get sitting beside him in the pub with the Uggs on him. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Im sorry guys im just tense because my visa is on the way out |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | at least I could give recruitment a go they always sponser |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I hear Simon Coulter is going great guns.... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Yes thats what ill do ill call over and study recruitment with Jack and Hynsey |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Ill wreck Lorraine Bourkes head for the bit of advice |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | If only I could stop thinking of Kate Curleys rack. |
