00:00 - 00:03 | Guys, Jake just made another excellent trade offer |
00:04 - 00:05 | A bunch of turds who average 5 pts a game. |
00:05 - 00:07 | From Seattle, Arizona, Atlanta, Miami |
00:08 - 00:12 | A white receiver, two guys who are 5'6", |
00:12 - 00:15 | and...Mendenhall... |
00:17 - 00:19 | Not too shabby. Sounds like a better lineup than Jeremy has. |
00:19 - 00:21 | My flying squirrels could use the help... |
00:24 - 00:26 | But...Justin... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Jake...he wants... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Joique Bell... |
00:34 - 00:36 | and Demarco Murray. And Dave Wilson... |
00:53 - 00:58 | That made me shart my pants. Leave if you can't stand the rank odor. |
01:13 - 01:15 | If I didn't draft DMC and 2 QB's on draft day |
01:15 - 01:17 | I wouldn't even think twice about this trade offer. |
01:18 - 01:23 | Fucking Matthew Berry. |
01:25 - 01:28 | Convinced me on Vick AGAIN!!! Dog fighting fuck. |
01:29 - 01:31 | It's not your fault, Mel. |
01:31 - 01:34 | Gronkowski? He's a cripple! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Stafford is a chubby chaser with a gut. |
01:37 - 01:37 | Gates will be healthy for 2 more games |
01:40 - 01:42 | But it's only the 5th game... |
01:42 - 01:46 | DONNIE FUCKING AVERY IS STARTING FOR MY TEAM! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Maybe if you weren't hung over, you wouldn't have drafted 2 QB's... |
01:48 - 01:52 | Great advice, Eric. Maybe win a championship and we can talk. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Thinks he is Eric Karabell and not Schilt... |
01:56 - 01:57 | Ben drafted 4 QB's and he's scored more... |
01:57 - 02:00 | Maybe I should have Jared draft for me next time. |
02:00 - 02:03 | He might draft hockey players for me |
02:04 - 02:08 | but at least it would be entertaining... |
02:08 - 02:13 | Gretzky, Borque, Gordy Howe. |
02:14 - 02:16 | Jim drafted the worst he has in 5 years |
02:17 - 02:21 | and his team is still going to school mine. |
02:27 - 02:29 | Phil has a guy with a torn hip on his roster |
02:30 - 02:34 | and he's doing better than I am. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Buck. Where do I start with buck? |
02:41 - 02:42 | Jake has ONE viable running back |
02:43 - 02:47 | who averages 3 yards/carry |
02:48 - 02:53 | and he is 3-1. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Fucking dodger fan |
02:56 - 02:59 | jerking off to Yasiel Puig |
03:00 - 03:02 | imaging him naked together in a hot tub |
03:04 - 03:07 | Now I know why Jake had me wear that baseball jersey to bed... |
03:14 - 03:16 | I'm headed for the bottom of my division |
03:19 - 03:23 | Probably going to duke it out with Jeremy |
03:25 - 03:26 | Maybe Ben or Andy |
03:31 - 03:33 | fighting for the 4th worst record |
03:40 - 03:46 | overspending on McFadden's handcuff |
03:46 - 03:49 | making shitty trades |
03:53 - 03:56 | Tell Jake I accept his poopoo platter. |