| 00:00 - 00:03 | It's true |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Dave Ford is back |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He even played for Madras on Tuesday |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | It was a thrilling game |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Veryun Athletic were in shock, so was Jono |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What was the score? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Did Madras win? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It was a close game |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I (Pete) scored a lovely goal |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | But we did lose |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Right...all those that didn't play, leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | How was this possible? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | We had a great team |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We even had Eoin in goal and Danny wasn't even playing |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Why is he shouting? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I don't know |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Those Veryun wankers are rubbish |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Complete rubbish |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That Irish bloke upfront is a twat |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Actually he's Scottish |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shove your haggis up your arse |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jono has plotting against us for years |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Kevin fucking Bacon |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He has a shit new hair cut |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He wasn't playing was he? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | No, exactly. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We lost against a team that had Big Pete in goal |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Did he say Big Pete? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Yes, he was rather tall |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We had a team of 7 for christ's sake |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | 7 players, that is two subs! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We must be bottom of the league |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We must show some more fight |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | We aren't too old yet |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Well, we are old but we're noi dead |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Where is Scott Lewis? That Bobby Davro prick |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | He's been injured for 6 years |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Dodgy groin? Bollocks |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's too busy patting dogs |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | They are like rats |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I quite like the dog |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Who are we playing next week? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I hope it's someone shit |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Do the Kelly Gang still play? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | They were terrible |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Their keeper was 98 |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Bas did try to kill him |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | That was nice |
