| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir, we are losing ground to the allies |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They have taken Aachen |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And the Flak Tower |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They will soon be at the Reichstag |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And will crush our remaining forces. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Don't worry. We have more SS. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They are trained and lethal. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | They have a weapon called Familiar Corn. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He is a one man army. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All Field Marshals stay. Everyone else go out the door. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!!!??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHO LET THIS HAPPEN?!?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | My super weapons and special traps... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | This cannot be happening. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He will defeat us all. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He will defeat the SS. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We have to build 1000 more tanks. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Swell the Luftwaffe at once. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Leader, the power of corn is too much. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | But he likes wrestling and Ric Flair. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Leader, Flair is a legend. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | He wears a thong you idiot! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | We wear capes!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Go out and kill him... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | And the rest of the LCP company. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Meehan, the Failings, the Jacobs |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And that Johnson fool too. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And deliver me what is rightfully mine... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Bring me the world. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | No excuses about this silly Corn fella. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He is only one man. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We have millions, millions of men. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They have Corn. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He team kills... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He's killed more allies than we have. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | With grenades and bullets. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And he never gets scorestreaks. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | For god's sake he camps in the corner. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You can hear his knees knocking. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Corn's not a pussy. Don't worry. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I can't believe it's come to this. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | It's all falling apart. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | You guys are right. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | That prick... is coming. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And God knows Ric Flair might be with him. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We're all dead. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Wave the white flag. |
