| 00:00 - 00:03 | Well mein fuhrer, this is your request for the Uber NAS, it is from the FAS lineup |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I figure we can move the filer non-disruptively into Berlin and then boot into normal mode and then have some fun |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And after we boot into normal mode, we can proceed with mounting a share via NFS for Operation Pfannkuchen Machen |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Once we make the pancakes we can feed our opposition until they are too full and then... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Unleash the ABBA music and overwhelm them with Alfred Jodl's crazy dance moves |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Tell me more about Operation Pfannkuchen machen when you know I like Waffles. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Who approved such a thing? Jodl sucks at dancing btw. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You approved of the Pancake offensive yesterday and said ABBA was preferable to Wagner for some reason. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | It is true mein fuhrer, Wagner is so 1878 und ABBA ist from the future, 1978! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Without knowing how to boot the filer we cannot win. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Please have Account Team leave the room at once. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I cannot believe you idiots don't know how to boot a filer! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Why do I continue to put up with you idiots? How hard is it to type halt? IT IS ON OUR STOP SIGNS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I like Waffles and I pay top Reichmarks for our WAFL machine only to be abused by incompetence! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Quality Hitler ranting (inaudible to audience) |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I like Waffles, you give me Pancakes? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | This is an outrage and you will pay dearly! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | No more BMW! No more Football even... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | No more Oktoberfest! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer you're overreacting! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Krebs shut up! Do not tell Der Fuhrer that he is overreacting! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | All will be OK when we boot the filer! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Boot the filer he says but he can't type halt on a screen! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Worthless! Disgusting! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A great shame even! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Boot the filer, and stop delaying |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I paid for Waffles and I want my WAFL NOW |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If I find out that these pancakes are a dutch recipe... |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Christmas is cancelled and you're going to eat borscht forever! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | No more bratwurst! No more bier! No schokolade! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You will eat from a Russian Gulag, you and your tech friends |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now, let me catch my breath a moment |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My wife made me a quality meal for dinner, chicken and waffles |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And she used a quality Beligan recipe |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And buttermilk fried chicken |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | But you guys try to fool me and say Operation Pancake is preferable? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Even my dog Blonde can smell a rat and boot into ontap after a halt |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Tell me one more time why |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I should listen to any one of you administering my NAS? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I demand to know who is responsible |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Your weekend passes are revoked until further notice |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | And don't try to weasel out of this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There can only be one weasel in Germany |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And you Burgdorf? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | You really think Jodl can dance? |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I beat him in the Munich Polkafest three times! I am the grand champion. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Do not forget that I am the wafflemeister |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Please, no more lies, halt and boot the filer |
