| 00:00 - 00:03 | Zeke Elliot lost his last appeal |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Roaming gangs from Philly |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Tailgating crews from South Jersey too |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They have set up BBQ's and kegs |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The smell of cheesesteaks and Panzorottis fill the city |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not to worry |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Joe Buck told me Philly are a bunch a losers |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Jerry.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Joe Buck is .. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Joe Butt lick is just Troy Aikmans butt buddy |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He never played the game |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone GTFO except Linehan,Marinelli,Bisaccia and Carrot Top |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What kind of shit is this |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I paid those fucks thousands!!1 |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That goddamned Rodger Cadell is boning me again |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | That rat bastid |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | If these fucking birds think they can |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | come here in my house and win |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Well I got something for Doug Pederson |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I'ma promote Leon Lett to Defensive coordinator tomorrow |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jerry, Leon Lett is the dufus that scored in our endzone on Thanksgiving |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Then I'll run this shit myself!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Jerry you're drunk. Pederson will steal your lunch money |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | My lunch money!? I built this team |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I call the plays from my skybox |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | What about the refs ? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I have them bought and paid for like Carolina. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Don't doubt me. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Joe fuckin Buck told me!! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | His daddy was a sportscaster in the day |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm jonsen for a Superbowl |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If the Eagles beat us Sunday then it's over |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I'll need to borrow money to pay salaries |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | These boycotts..are kicking my ass |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | That fuckin Kapernick asshole |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | He's to blame |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Take out a contrack on his GQ ass |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Whack him at the club |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Make it look like a bar fight |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Then we'll see who can stand |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Prolly turned San Fran homo anyway |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry honey Wentz is coming |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How did Howie do it? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I had him with that Chip Kelly team |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | But Pederson.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | He is one bad mother fucker |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe I can learn from Pederson.. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | The Eagles will kick our ass Sunday |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Call the Whaaambulance |
